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What. That shouldn't be possible. (The error is happening deep in the JRE, not my code.) If you enter these two commands, what are the results?
where java
java -version
Unrelated: If I were to do a project like this today (and in fact I have), I'd use C#, but at the time, Java was the only language with which I was familiar enough to hammer it out in 3 days before I got bored. Java's great for server and Docker stuff, but .net binaries are more convenient for end-user use.