Best place to pull it off is the airport, notably the runways. Pick one of the runways, and drive down it on the bike, doing a wheelie when you start, pulling it as long as possible. Then do a stoppie when you come to a stop at the end of the runway. Then turn around, and do it again going the other way.
Shouldn't take too long to finish it, and then never have to do one ever again unless you really want to.
The advantage of there also is wheelies and stoppies make your bike really unstable, so the lightest tap from a car seems to cause problems, and you can't turn at all. Thus a straight line road with no other traffic.