I came up with an idea for a Saints Row game, that involves the Saints building a new home for all the people who were captured on the Zin Ship.
Basic Description:
The Saints found a breathable planet for the human race to live on, but the planet is basically untouched and has no cities or even towns to live in. So Kinzie used the Zin Tech to create a machine that will build a city using blueprints from buildings that exist within the simulation. They would have just used Steelport as a template, but somehow that simulation was destroyed and can never be retrieved... EVER. So Playa and their Allies need to go into the simulations of the other survivors and collect data for Kinzie's machine... And also rescue the survivors while they're in there.
With each simulation they enter, Kinzie's machine will have built an exact replica on the planet, until a whole city is formed. New Stilwater will be made up of 4 islands, 3 big primary islands and a small offshore private island which houses a replica of the 3rd Street Church serving as the Saints HQ.
New Purgatory:
New Mission Beach:
The 3rd Street Church
Winters Drive
Los Carnales Island:
Docks & Warehouses:
Charlestown
Poseidon Alley
Stoughton
Fox Drive
Barrio:
Cecil Park
Encanto
Ezpata
Southern Cross
Airport:
Wardill Airport
3rd Street Saints Island:
Saints Row:
Athos Bay
Harrowgate
Mission Beach
Downtown:
Adept Way
Brighton
Filmore
Union Square
Hotels & Marina:
Centennial Beach
Stilwater Boardwalk
Brotherhood Island:
Arena:
Pleasant View
Sunsinger
Ultor Dome
Stilwater University:
Sommerset
Frat Row
Stilwater U
Chinatown:
Imperial Square
Little Shanghai
Truck Yard:
Copperton
High End Retail:
Nob Hill
Rounds Square Shopping Center
Cribs:
Pleasant View: (Story Unlock)
The remains of the crashed Ship in the Lake on Mount Clafflin.
The 3rd Street Church: (Story Unlock)
The old Church has been completely overhauled with salvaged Zin Tech from the crashed Ship.
Ezpata: (Story Unlock)
The Lopez Mansion now looks a lot more like it's concept art.
Mission Beach: (Story Unlock)
The Saints Row Church as it appeared in Saints Row.
Rounds Square Shopping Center: (Story Unlock)
This Shopping Mall has been converted into a survivalist's dream bunker.
Wardill Airport: (Purchasable)
An Airport Hanger to store planes.
Adept Way: (Purchasable)
Kings Penthouse as it appeared in Saints Row, but now with King's Office being accessible.
Stilwater U: (Purchasable)
The University Docks as it appeared in Saints Row 2.
Stores:
Mechanics:
Rim Jobs - Ultor Dome, Cecil Park, Harrowgate
Semi Broken - Copperton, Filmore, Stoughton
Donnie's - Little Shanghai, Centennial Beach, Wardill Airport, The 3rd Street Church
Clothing:
Branded - Filmore, Stilwater Boardwalk, Wardill Airport
Impressions - Nob Hill
Leather & Lace - Rounds Square Shopping Center
Let's Pretend - Rounds Square Shopping Center
Nobody Loves Me - Rounds Square Shopping Center
On The Rag - Sunsinger
Sloppy Seconds - Ezpata, Harrowgate, Southern Cross
Stilwater U. Gift Shoppe - Stilwater U
Planet Saints - The 3rd Street Church
Vehicle Dealer:
Foreign Power - Ultor Dome
Confessional:
Forgive & Forget - Charlestown, Mission Beach, Sommerset
Fast Food:
Freckle Bitch's - Mission Beach, Sommerset, Rounds Square Shopping Center, Ezpata, Winters Drive
Charred Hard Burgers - Stilwater Boardwalk, Stilwater U, Wardill Airport
Company Of Gyros - Rounds Square Shopping Center
Apollo's - Sommerset, Rounds Square Shopping Center, Stoughton
Phuc Mi Phuc Yue - Little Shanghai, Rounds Square Shopping Center, Centennial Beach
Weapons:
Friendly Fire - Brighton, Harrowgate, Poseidon Alley, Sommerset, Rounds Square Shopping Center, Winters Drive
Plastic Surgeon:
Image As Designed - Cecil Park, Harrowgate, Union Square, Rounds Square Shopping Center
Jewellery:
On Thin Ice - Imperial Square, Nob Hill, Wardill Airport
Tattoo Parlor:
Rusty's Needle - Little Shanghai, Filmore, Stoughton
Gang Customization:
There are 8 customizable Gang Members. 4 Male, 4 Female. Caucasian, African American, Hispanic, Asian. They have the same hair options and body shape options as Playa. But their clothing is limited to full Outfits only, no individual clothing items.
Saints Empire: (Story Unlock)
The Jumpsuits worn by the Saints in Saints Row IV.
Los Carnales: (Story Unlock)
The Outfits worn by Los Carnales in Saints Row.
3rd Street Saints: (Story Unlock)
The Outfits worn by the 3rd Street Saints in Saints Row.
Brotherhood: (Story Unlock)
The Outfits worn by the Brotherhood in Saints Row 2.
Masako: (Story Unlock)
The Outfits worn by the Masako in Saints Row 2.
Beach Wear: (Purchasable)
Bikinis, Shorts, Swimsuits, and other Beach-style Outfits.
Steelport Saints: (Purchase)
The Outfits worn by the Saints in Saints Row The Third.
Vice Kings: (Activity Unlock)
The Outfits worn by the Vice Kings in Saints Row.
Ronin: (Activity Unlock)
The Outfits worn by the Ronin in Saints Row 2.
Sons Of Samedi: (Activity Unlock)
The Outfits worn by the Sons Of Samedi in Saints Row 2.
Medical Professionals: (Activity Unlock)
Doctor, Nurse, and Paramedic Outfits.
Mascots: (Activity Unlock)
The Outfits worn by the Mascots in both Saints Row 2 & Saints Row The Third.
Strippers: (Activity Unlock)
The Outfits worn by the Strippers in Saints Row The Third.
Pimps & Hos: (Activity Unlock)
The Outfits worn by the Pimps & Hos in Saints Row.
Activities:
There will be 3 sets of every Activity, 1 for each of the 3 big Islands. "Aisha's Crowd Control" is the only exception, only having 1 set on New Purgatory. But they are all accessible from the new "Activities" section on Playa's Phone, rather than having physical launch locations.
Aisha's Crowd Control:
Protect Aisha from crazed fans to earn cash and respect.
Chop Shop:
Find the cars on the list and return them to the chop shop for cash and respect.
Demolition Derby:
Compete in an eight car demolition derby and destroy your opponents' cars to earn cash and respect.
Escort:
Drive around town and keep the paparazzi away from your car to earn cash and respect.
Fight Club:
Compete in brutal fighting matches for cash and Respect. Pick up and eat food to recover Health.
FUZZ:
Impersonate one of Stilwater's Finest and provide quality footage to the FUZZ crew for cash and respect.
Gat's Escort:
Drive a wounded Gat around town and kill the enemy Gangs (Vice Kings & Ronin) to earn enough cash and respect to satisfy Gat, then drop him off at the Hospital.
Heli Assault:
Complete objectives with the attack helicopter to earn cash and respect.
Hitman:
Find and take out the individuals listed on the hit list. Use the dossier to figure out how to find the target, then use your minimap to track and kill them.
Insurance Fraud:
Throw your self into harm's way to earn cash and respect.
Mayhem:
Cause widespread carnage to earn cash and respect.
Pierce's Crowd Control:
Protect Pierce from crazed fans to earn cash and respect.
Septic Avenger:
Spray sewage all over your targets to earn cash and respect.
Shaundi's Snatch:
Bring Shaundi and her friends back safely from their crazy Exs (Sons Of Samedi & DJVC) to earn cash and respect.
Snatch:
Bring hos back safely from their abusive pimps to earn cash and respect.
Tank Mayhem:
Cause widespread carnage in a tank to earn cash and respect.
Trafficking:
Provide protection for deals around New Stilwater to earn cash and respect.
Cyber Blazing:
Race to the finish for cash and respect. Blow up cyber tanks for extra time and avoid firewalls that give time penalties.
City Takeover:
As everything is now done via Playa's Phone, on the map, each Neighbourhood will have a percentage bar when you hover over it. Each Island will also have it's own percentage bar, then the whole city will have one overall percentage bar. The Neighbourhood will only turn purple once the percentage bar is full. The City Takeover for "Rounds Square Shopping Center" is purely made up of Store Purchases.
Store Purchase:
Every Store Purchased will raise the percentage of the related Neighbourhood.
Activities:
Every Activity completed will raise the percentage of the related Neighbourhood.
Outposts:
Every Outpost destroyed will raise the percentage of the related Neighbourhood.
Gang Kills:
Kill 100 Gang Members to stop them from spawning in the related Neighbourhood.
Tagging:
Every Gang Tag claimed will raise the percentage of the related Neighbourhood.
Key:
(H):
Means that they are an unlockable Homie.
(H?):
Means that they are a possible unlockable Homie.
(K/S):
Means that Playa gets a choice during the mission, to "kill" or "save" the target.
(?/?):
Means that Playa gets a choice during the mission to pick one of two options.
(K1/S1):
Means that Playa gets a choice during the mission to "kill" one target but "save" the other target.
Main Cast: (& Personal/Homie Vehicles)
Saints Empire:
Playa
Kinzie Kensington (H) - Unique Anchor
Johnny Gat (H) - Unique Venom
Pierce Washington (H) - Unique Mag
Shaundi (H) - Unique Topher
Benjamin King (H) - Unique Mag
New Saints Lieutenants:
Tobias (H) - Unique Topher
Luz Avalos (H) - Unique Eiswolf
Donnie (H) - Unique Quasar
Vice Kings:
Tanya Winters (H) - Unique Status Quo
Los Carnales:
Angelo Lopez - Unique Gunslinger
Hector Lopez - Los Carnales Hollywood
Victor Rodriguez - Unique Bulldog
Maria Avalos (H) - Los Carnales Cavallaro
Manuel Orejuela (H?) - Los Carnales Vegas
3rd Street Saints:
Julius Little (H) - Unique Zenith
Troy Bradshaw (H) - Unique Zircon
Dexter "Dex" Jackson (H) - Unique Raycaster
Lin (H) - Unique Voxel
SR Johnny Gat (H) - Unique Venom
Aisha (H) - Unique Zomkah
SR Playa (Saints Row Default Skin) (H) - 3rd Street Saints Destiny
Brotherhood:
Maero (H?) - Unique Atlasbreaker
Jessica Parish (H?) - Unique Phoenix
Matt
Demolition Dave - Unique Betsy XL
Carlos Mendoza (H) - Unique Shaft
Sons Of Samedi:
DJ Veteran Child (H) - Sons Of Samedi Stiletto.
Ultor:
Dane Vogel (H?) - Unique The Job
Extra:
Jane Valderamma (H) - Channel 6 Anchor
Chicken Ned (H) - O-Ring
Libby (H) - Randomized Supercar
Zombie Lin (H) - Unique Reaper
Zombie Carlos (H) - Unique Reaper
Zombie Gat (H) - Unique Reaper
Professor Genki (H) - Genki Mobile
Prologue:
The Saints have found a Planet to live on and are ready to begin building their new home.
Crash Landing:
An unfortunate engine failure forces the Saints to make an emergency landing on an uncharted Planet.
Location x3:
Temporarily stranded, the Saints decide to explore the Planet. Then decide it will be the perfect place to create a new home for all the survivors on the Zin Mothership.
Save & Load:
As the Planet is practically untouched, with no buildings or structures. Kinzie creates a device that turns the simulations into reality. They start by re-entering King's Simulation to create an Island based on Mission Beach, with the Church serving as their new HQ.
Rescue Arc - Tobias:
Knowing that the device works, the Saints start entering other people's simulations to gather Districts for their new city.
Classic Trafficking:
Upon entering this Simulation, Playa is reverted to their default appearance from the first Saints Row. They must protect Tobias from Los Carnales while he makes his deals around the Docks & Warehouses District.
Nightmare On 3rd Street:
After Tobias's successful run, Los Carnales begin attacking the whole Saints Row District. It's up to Playa, Dex and Tobias to clear out the Row.
Mansion Madness:
It's time to finish this and free Tobias from his nightmare. Playa, Dex and Tobias must take out the Carnales Outposts in the Barrio District, then head to the Lopez Mansion and kill Angelo.
Rescue Arc - Luz:
Knowing that the device works, the Saints start entering other people's simulations to gather Districts for their new city.
Self Reflections:
Upon entering this Simulation, Playa is reverted to their default appearance from the first Saints Row. They must protect Dex's car as he chases after Angelo's Plane in the Airport District. After blowing up Angelo's Plane, Playa kills Dex, then snaps Luz out of her trance.
Los 3rd Street Carnales:
After reminding Luz of her alliance with Playa, the Simulation gets corrupted, and the Carnlaes start turning into the Saints. Playa and Luz now have to defend her Shoe Store in the Hotels & Marina District from the 3rd Street Saints.
My Own Worst Enemy:
Playa and Luz have returned to the past and are now being hunted down by Julius and Dex through the Downtown District. Kinzie sends King into the Simulation via his Penthouse to create a safe zone with friendly Vice Kings, with Aisha and Tanya to protect Playa and Luz once they get there.
Rescue Arc - Donnie:
Knowing that the device works, the Saints start entering other people's simulations to gather Districts for their new city.
Donnie In Distress:
Upon entering this Simulation, Playa is reverted to their default appearance from Saints Row 2. They must rescue Donnie from being chased down by Maero's Atlasbreaker in the Truck Yard, Chinatown and Stilwater University Districts.
Looting Spree:
After trying to toughen up Donnie in the Rounds Square Shopping Center Gym in the High End Retail District, Playa, Gat and Donnie suddenly realise that the whole Mall is under attack by the Brotherhood.
Showdown Part 2:
Maero once again challenges Playa and Donnie to a showdown in the Ultor Dome in the Arena District. The only way to escape the Simulation, is to defeat Maero.
Back To Basics Arc:
Now that New Stilwater is built, it's time to free all the other survivors and move in... If only it were that simple.
The Three Threats:
It would seem that Kinzie's device not only recreated the Districts, but also recreated the gangs that infested them. So Playa, Gat, and Kinzie now have to fight off a few waves of Los Carnales, 3rd Street Saints, and Brotherhood before the crew can move into their new HQ.
W.V.W. (Weapons, Vehicles, & Wardrobe):
Playa and Pierce set off on a musical adventure to buy a weapon, customize a vehicle, and update their wardrobe.
City Takeover Tutorial:
Shaundi gives Playa a list of tasks to complete on New Purgatory to take back the streets from the enemy gangs. A list that she definitely didn't "steal" from Pierce.
Los Carnales Recon Arc:
Tobias agrees to help with taking down Los Carnales.
To The Docks:
Tobias has been watching Los Carnales deliver their product to 3 Warehouses in the Docks & Warehouses District. Playa must burn down every single one.
Fishy Deals:
Tobias is struggling to find out where Los Carnales do their deals. So Kinzie uses a drone to discover that they have a freighter out at sea where they meet their clients. So Playa and Shaundi head out to "sink" their business.
Recall Notice:
Tobias decides he wants to help out the Carnales by selling their product, but he'll be keeping the cash for the Saints. Playa must hijack the Carnales Truck with their latest shipment.
3rd Street Saints Recon Arc:
Luz agrees to help with taking down the 3rd Street Saints.
Different Perspectives:
Kinzie has been keeping a close eye on the 3rd Street clones through traffic cameras and other surveillance methods. Playa ignores Kinzie's advice and decides to storm the Saints Outpost in Stilwater Boardwalk (Developers Offices)... It doesn't end well. Gat gets wounded, so Luz hijacks an Ambulance which Playa must defend until they reach the hospital.
Back To The Beginning:
Playa gets the chance to relive their initial encounter with the 3rd Street Saints, but this time, as an observer.
Saints Or Sinners?:
Not sure about 3rd Street's intentions, Playa and Luz hit the streets and try to provoke their past counterparts and gage their reactions.
Brotherhood Recon Arc:
Donnie agrees to help with taking down the Brotherhood.
Truck Destruction:
Now willingly aiding Playa, and not forced at gunpoint, the two take a tour of the Island and blow up as much Brotherhood property as possible.
Where's The "Wear" In Warehouse?:
As Rim Jobs is too small for the Brotherhood's trucks, Kinzie has discovered where the Brotherhood take their trucks for repairs. Playa and Pierce get rigged up for an explosive entrance.
Convoy Hijackers:
Donnie has a plan to keep better tabs on where the Brotherhood keep their stock. Playa, Pierce and Donnie must divert the next Brotherhood convoy, each of them must steal a truck, then drive them to Samson's where Kinzie will fit them all with trackers. Then the 3 of them must spread out and abandon the trucks for the Brotherhood to pick up.
The Standard Midgame Plot Twist Arc:
It wouldn't be a typical Saints Row game if some military-style task force didn't show up mid way through the campaign.
Surprise!:
While visiting Gat in the Downtown Hospital, the Masako attempt a surprise attack. Playa must push Gat's wheelchair through the Hospital while killing the Masako. They try to go for the main entrance, but end up having to go through the sewer tunnels.
To Deal, Or Not To Deal?:
Once making it back to HQ, a Masako agent greets them and makes them an offer. After refusing the offer, they attack New Purgatory. Playa, Shaundi, Pierce and King must wipe them all out.
Guess Who?:
The man behind the army is finally revealed... Not before declaring war on the entire city until the Saints are wiped out.
Los Carnales Takedown Arc:
Despite the streets being flooded with Masako, the Saints must press on with their business.
No "Victor" In Victory:
Tobias feels that taking out the main muscle first will severely hurt the Carnales, so Playa and Tobias hunt down Victor.
No Deal:
Kinzie has discovered that Hector is hiring a group of mercs to kill the Saints, but if he can't close the deal, they won't help him. Playa must destroy Hector's vehicle before he gets to the deal location.
Not Part Of The Plan:
Angelo is getting frustrated by this turn of events, but Maria gives him an idea that could get the Saints to back down. Shaundi has now been kidnapped by the Carnales and Playa needs to rescue her.
Notable Benefits: (?/?)
Luz recommends cutting off the Carnales' main financial income. So it's time for Playa and Tobias to make Manuel an offer.
Nowhere To Run:
Maria has been tipped off that Angelo used to sleep with her sister "Luz", and she is not happy about it. Realising he now has nothing left to lose, Angelo takes the fight directly to the Saints.
3rd Street Saints Takedown Arc:
Despite the streets being flooded with Masako, the Saints must press on with their business.
Quit While You Can:
During a 3rd Street meeting, Troy gets a call from an unknown number and steps out to take the call. Kinzie tells him to quit now, before they find out he's a cop. But Troy takes it as a bluff and sends a crew to try and kill Kinzie. Playa must rescue Kinzie then find Troy and convince him to join their crew.
A Second Chance:
Though there's no Rollerz in this reality, Lin's fate could still be in the bottom of the canal. It's up to Playa and Luz to change her mind and get her on the winning team.
Purple Threat Level:
Julius gets desperate and sends a crew towards New Purgatory. But their boats get intercepted by Gat and his crew as they were heading into the city. Playa must aid Gat in destroying all the 3rd Street boats before they get to New Purgatory.
Tactical Decision:
Dex can see that 3rd Street is sinking fast and decides to join Ultor... Again. Playa wants to kill him, but Gat tells them that it gets boring after the 50th time, and suggests keeping him as a trophy prisoner instead. So Playa and Luz need to track down Dex.
The End Of An Era:
Julius thinks that this is the end of the 3rd Street Saints, until it's made clear that he's been fighting his own creation the whole time.
Brotherhood Takedown Arc:
Despite the streets being flooded with Masako, the Saints must press on with their business.
Feed The Dogs:
As Donnie is now a member of the Saints, Matt is now the easiest target. And with no tattoo artist, Maero will not be in the best of moods. Playa doesn't even hesitate before setting this plan in motion.
Dave's Demo Derby:
Pierce has tickets to the Demo Derby in Stilwater U. And guess who's in the main event. Playa needs to get a vehicle rigged up for the Demo Derby so they can blow up Demolition Dave in style.
Seeing Red:
Maero decides that now is the time to reveal to the Saints that they have had Carlos in captivity the whole time. They show Carlos getting tied to the back of the Compensator, then tell the Saints that this is for fucking up their operations. Playa does not want to lose Carlos a second time, so they must rescue him in time.
Take The Hint: (?/?)
After the piece STAG did about Jessica last time, the Saints try to take a more "media friendly" approach to dealing with Jessica. Playa and Donnie must convince her to either join the Saints, or just leave the Brotherhood.
Showdown Part 3:
Maero just won't quit until he beats Playa in the Ultor Dome, so it's time for round three... But with a little extra surprise at the end of this one.
Three Way Standoff Arc:
After Maero's Atlasbreaker detonates, Playa wakes up to find the city in complete chaos.
The Debriefing:
So the man in Maero's Atlasbreaker was a decoy, and Maero is still out there. Kinzie tells Playa they have to get to Rounds Square Shopping Center where the Saints have barricaded all the entrances and exits.
Underground Life:
The Saints have turned the Mall into there new HQ, as the surface is no longer safe. Playa needs to talk to their Lieutenants and see what they can do to improve their morale.
Weak Points:
Carlos accidentally discovers a few tunnels in the back of a few stores. So Playa, Gat and King venture through them and destroy whatever's on the other side.
It's Our Time Now:
The Outposts that were destroyed thanks to the tunnels, have given the Saints a few well placed openings to divide and conquer. And after Playa's motivational speech, the Saints disperse into 3 factions and take back the city. Playa must help out each faction when they call for help.
Three Titans, One Shot: (K1/S1)
After a final clear out of any stragglers, Playa marches into The Pyramid, only to end up in a three-way standoff with Maero and Vogel. After they waste all but one bullet, which is in Playa's pistol, Maero and Vogel both make Playa an offer... But who's offer is enough to save their life?
Extras:
News Reports:
Once a mission is completed and added to the Mission Replay Menu, before loading the mission, Jane will introduce herself, the channel, and give a brief description of each mission before ending with "And now for the exclusive footage obtained from an anonymous source...".
Mission Replay:
All missions will be replayable, but the choices made during the first run will automatically be chosen when replaying the missions.
Lin Undercover:
Lin is the only Homie to have multiple outfit options. When calling her up, you can choose the colour of her Pants. The options are "Los Carnales Red, Vice Kings Yellow, Westside Rollerz Blue, Brotherhood Red, Ronin Yellow, and Sons Of Samedi Green" to reference the fact that she usually works undercover in one of the enemy gangs.
Phantom Death:
If left idle as a Homie for 124 seconds, Carlos will moan like a Zombie.
Mind Your Head:
Some of Aisha's Homie lines are a reference to/pun based on her own decapitation.
Merhman's Return:
Aboard the Pirate Ship in Stilwater Boardwalk, is a map of SR Stilwater. It shows a red "X" on the beach of Stoughton Shipyard. If Playa goes to this location and shoots the "X" printed into the sand, a pistol made of fish bones will pop out of the sand. Playa can pick it up and use it like a normal pistol. But they can also take it out to the small desert island far from the city, where a Pirate Ship is beached. If they board the ship and stand in front of the cabin door, they are given the option to place the pistol on the door, creating a door handle. Playa can then open the door and enter the cabin. They will find a chest full of gold coins. If looked at through the scope of the McManus, the gold coins have the Ultor Logo on them. Playa can take one of the coins, which will replace a Grenade Slot. After leaving the cabin, the Bone Pistol can be retrieved. Playa then needs to go to Poseidon's Palace, and throw the coin at the vault in the back. The door will be blasted open, then inside will be a golden key sitting in an open lock box. Playa can take the key, which will replace the Melee Slot. Playa then needs to go to The Pyramid and use the key to open the vault door labelled "Free Cake Inside". Behind the door is a bridge crossing over an abyss of nothingness, that leads into a big cylindrical room with a big prototype Mainframe computer in the centre. On one of the abandoned desks, is a newspaper. The newspaper has an article about a sighting of the Merhman walking out of the ocean into Harrowgate, then disappearing just before the turf war took place that began the Saints rise into power. After all of this, head back to the Desert Island with the Beached Ship and call SR Playa. If all the steps were done right, Merhman should swim to the island and be recruited as a Follower. The Follower icon will still be SR Playa. Calling SR Playa anywhere but this Island will just recruit SR Playa, but if you return to the island anytime after completing these steps and call him, Merhman will arrive.
Simulation Minigames:
Canonization:
It's back to the very beginning, where Playa's strength is tested by having to fight off 9 waves of 3rd Street Saints using only their fists, with a Boss Battle after every 3waves. Level 1 boss is Troy. Level 2 boss is Dex. Level 3 boss is the original Johnny Gat.
Return Of The Vice Queen:
Tanya is hosting a secret meeting with the Vice Kings. Lin is working undercover as her bodyguard and chauffeur. Playa must crash the meeting, then follow Tanya's Limo back to Anthony's Condo. Upon arrival, Playa and Lin will team up to enter the apartment, kill Big Tony, then capture Tanya.
Zombie Uprising The Third:
Playa's pirate party themed ship has been beached on a small desert island, and it didn't take long for the crew to turn to cannibalism. Playa must now kill 9 waves of Zombies, with a Boss Battle after every 3 waves. Level 1 boss is Zombie Lin. Level 2 boss is Zombie Carlos. Level 3 boss is Zombie Gat.
Prof. Genki's S.E.R.C.:
Playa must traverse the arena and kill any mascot they see, until they reach the final arena, where they'll face off against the one and only... Professor Genki.
Homie Conversations:
Gat & Kinzie:
Kinzie: So, the crash was totally a result of why you took longer to return through the portal, right?
Gat: Hey, God said he'd find us a new home. He didn't mention anything about crashing our ship.
Kinzie: I still can't believe that God and science actually coexist. I didn't think it was scientifically possible.
Gat: Oh, you just got popular with the online community.
Gat & Pierce:
Pierce: Hey, I got a tip that the Ronin are planning a comeback.
Gat: Yeah, Shaundi and I already took care it.
Pierce: Damn it! I'm the one who told Shaundi about it!
Gat: Yeah, so next time you see Shaundi, thank her for the tip.
Pierce: I hate both of you.
Gat & Shaundi:
Gat: It feels good to be back in the game. Killin' gangs, blowin' shit up... This is the life.
Shaundi: You missed "getting hospitalised" off that list.
Gat: Hey. Blood in, blood out.
Shaundi: (Sigh)... (Quietly) Good times.
Gat & King:
King: So you blew up my record company just to fake Aisha's death?
Gat: That's in the past man, let it go.
King: Then I guess you won't wanna know about Warren and Aisha...
Gat: I'll go back to Hell and torture that son of bitch myself.
King: Hey, "that's in the past man, let it go".
Gat & Aisha:
Gat: I'm glad we can get a chance to talk.
Aisha: Do you miss me?
Gat: Of course I do... But you have younger me to be with.
Aisha: I'm sorry it had to be this way.
Gat: Don't be, while in New Hades, I met this great demon girl named Jezebel.
Aisha: What?
Gat: Yeah, she's the Devil's daughter.
Aisha: Un-fuckin'-believable.
Gat & Tobias:
Tobias: You seen Laura anywhere?
Gat: She got arrested again.
Tobias: Oh right. I guess I gotta break her out of jail again.
Gat: Need a hand with that?
Tobias: You got the time?
Gat: Yeah.
Tobias: Then what is it?
Gat: Huh?
Tobias: The time man? Laura's late again. Have you seen her anywhere?
Gat: Man, how high are you right now?
Tobias: Those native plants are some serious shit, man.
Gat & Luz:
Gat: I gotta ask, what did you ever see in Angelo?
Luz: His money.
Gat: I knew it.
Gat & Donnie:
Donnie: Hey, that Venom of yours is quite impressive.
Gat: Thanks man.
Donnie: So, who's your mechanic?
Gat: Ah shit, here we go again.
Donnie: Because I bet I can offer you a better deal.
Gat: Better than Libby?
Donnie: Wait, she's a mechanic? I thought she was just a racer.
Gat: Well you thought wrong.
Donnie: Who does she work for?
Gat: I'm not telling you.
Donnie: Fine, I'll find out myself.
(After this conversation, keep Donnie as a follower, then go to Rim Jobs in the Ultor Dome Neighbourhood to recruit Libby. Once recruited, she'll be added to the Homies list in Playa's Phone.)
Gat & Tanya:
Tanya: I can't believe I've lost to the Saints 3 times now.
Gat: Then maybe you should learn from that and stop trying to fight us.
Tanya: Honey, if I'm not the one in control, I will always fight my way to the top.
Gat: Your funeral... Or make that, your "4th" funeral.
Gat & Maria:
Maria: Thanks for the tip about Angelo and Luz.
Gat: Don't mention it.
Gat & Manuel:
Gat: You stay away from Luz this time. She doesn't need your damn shoe store.
Manuel: Only if you can introduce me to that Shaundi girl. She looks like she knows how to have a good time.
Gat: (Laughs) Yeah, sure.
Manuel: Then we have a deal.
Gat: (Laughs) Oh wait... Shaundi's back to her original self now... Eh, fuck it.
Gat & Julius:
Julius: You know, I thought something wasn't right when you just disappeared from the Row without a trace.
Gat: But you chose to attack us anyway.
Julius: I don't recall us making the first move at all.
Gat: I... Shit... You may have a point.
Julius: I do have a point.
Gat & Troy:
Gat: We all knew.
Troy: Knew what?
Gat: That you were a cop.
Troy: Don't be absurd, I didn't blow my cover.
Gat: You didn't need to. Your moves in your canonization gave it away.
Troy: Then why'd Julius let me in?
Gat: He knew the cops would keep their distance to avoid blowing your cover.
Troy: Shit... A lot of things suddenly make sense.
Gat & Dex:
Dex: I'm surprised you're not killing me right now.
Gat: Yeah, that got old quick down in New Hades.
Dex: Uh... What?
Gat: While I was in Hell I got the chance to keep repeatedly killing the real you, again and again.
Dex: So, water under the bridge?
Gat: Not by a fuckin' long shot.
Gat & Lin:
Gat: Hey, can you believe some people thought we were related?
Lin: They did?
Gat: Yeah.
Lin: I hope not. Especially after that night in the Hapton Hotel, where we...
Gat: Yeah, I think they get the point.
Gat & SR Gat:
SR Gat: What happened to you man?
Gat: What are you talking about?
SR Gat: You sold out.
Gat: Hey, just cos I'm no longer rockin' the skunk hair, and cocky attitude, does not mean I sold out. It just means I grew up.
SR Gat: I'm talking about "Gangstas In Space".
Gat: Oh, yeah... That didn't really work out as well as I thought it would.
Gat & SR Playa:
Gat: Hey, remember blowin' up Kingdom Come Records?
SR Playa: ...
Gat: Or the time we dragged Stefan around town?
SR Playa: ...
Gat: What about shootin' Tanya out of the window?
SR Playa: ...
Gat: You gonna say somethin', or just be awkwardly silent the whole time?
SR Playa: That's what she said.
Gat: Wait, what?
Gat & Maero:
Maero: Are we even now?
Gat: What?
Maero: Both Jessica and Carlos are still alive this time around, so are we even?
Gat: If you don't count losing Matt, then sure.
Maero: Libby's just as good as Matt.
Gat: Wait, Libby does tattoos now?
Gat & Jessica:
Jessica: After Kinzie filled me in on what happened to me the first time, I'm surprised I'm still alive this time.
Gat: You think someone's gonna pay to do the same thing they already did in a previous game?
Jessica: Weren't there two boss battles with Maero in the Ultor Dome in this game?
Gat: Yeah, but that was a fun mission.
Gat & Carlos:
Gat: So you're the kid who broke the Boss outta jail?
Carlos: Yeah?
Gat: That's quite impressive, you definitely belong in the Saints.
Carlos: I got dragged around the docks on the back of a truck.
Gat: Hey, don't beat yourself up. Maero's a pretty tough guy. And we all get into trouble at some point.
Carlos: Yeah, my brother told me about what Big Tony did to your leg.
Gat: That asshole got what was comin' to him.
Gat & VC:
Gat: (Laughs)
VC: What's so funny, man?
Gat: You're "On Track" to becoming the person with the most deaths.
VC: Just stop, man.
Gat & Vogel:
Vogel: Kinzie filled me in on what happened in New Hades. I never thought we'd be on the same side.
Gat: We're on the same side right now.
Vogel: Good point.
Gat: You ever get the feeling we're just repeating the same shit over and over again?
Vogel: There's only so much you can do, before you've done it all.
Gat: Tell me about it.
Gat & Jane:
Jane: Jane Valderamma here, with an exclusive interview with the one and only Johnny Gat.
Gat: Thanks for having me.
Jane: So, with everything we've seen happen in your story... The people only want to know one thing... What exactly... Is canon?
Gat: Well, that's a long story... But I can tell you that Zinyak didn't actually manage to capture me on the plane. I fought him off, then actually landed in St...
Jane: And that's all the time we have folks. Tune in next time for more interviews with the legendary Saints Empire.
Gat & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Would you like a coupon?
Gat: Fuck off.
Gat & Libby:
Gat: You got my Venom fixed up yet?
Libby: You drove it into a gas station. It's not a case of just fixing it, I need to reorder a lot parts.
Gat: Hey, if Chicken Ned didn't want to get in a fight, then he wouldn't have gave me a worthless coupon.
Libby: You Saints are always picking fights with mascots.
Kinzie & Pierce:
Kinzie: I miss Oleg.
Pierce: Me too.
Kinzie: He was the only one who could challenge me intellectually.
Pierce: Same, if you count chess.
Kinzie: And he was great at role playing.
Pierce: Yeah, like when we went to comic-con dressed like... Oh, that's not what you meant at all.
Kinzie & Shaundi:
Kinzie: So how does it feel going back to your roots?
Shaundi: I gotta tell ya, I really missed this shit when I was in Steelport.
Kinzie: You do seem happier.
Shaundi: You should try going back to your roots.
Kinzie: FBI agent? Or BDSM slavegirl?
Shaundi: ... Nevermind.
Kinzie & King:
King: Finally, I can get my books out into a populated city.
Kinzie: A city that is based around the time you were viewed as a ruthless gang leader.
King: Oh man... I just can't catch a break.
Kinzie & Aisha:
Aisha: So, what do you do for the Saints?
Kinzie: I stay behind the scenes and deal with the technical jobs that they can't handle.
Aisha: Huh, would you be interested in helping me create a new album?
Kinzie: Sorry, I'm only good with hardcore gangsta rap.
Aisha: Well, maybe I'll give Matt Miller a call instead.
Kinzie: Alright, you win. I'll learn the ways of the pop musician.
Aisha: Oh shit, maybe this was a bad idea.
Kinzie & Tobias:
Tobias: You gotta try some of these native plants.
Kinzie: Sorry, I need to be fully focused at all times.
Tobias: I'm never focused, and look at me now.
Kinzie: You're not wearing a shirt.
Tobias: I'm not? I thought this was just a skin-tone tank-top.
Kinzie: Well, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do.
Kinzie & Luz:
Kinzie: I can help you with your shoe problem.
Luz: Excuse me?
Kinzie: Your shoes, they're out of trend again.
Luz: Like you would know anything about fashion?
Kinzie: I know that Stefan orders his stock from overseas and by the time it arrives, they're no longer in fashion, so he just lowers the price and sells them as "next season's new collection"?
Luz: He... What?
Kinzie: But I guess that's not relevant since I don't know anything about fashion.
Luz: That lying bastard.
Kinzie & Donnie:
Kinzie: Hey, thanks for helping me set up all the Zin tech in the old Church.
Donnie: Oh, it was nothing.
Kinzie: If I'd asked Johnny or Pierce to help, most of it would be broken by now.
Donnie: Sometimes it helps having more than one technical genius in the crew.
Kinzie: You mean there's someone other than me?
Donnie: You're joking, right?
Kinzie: About what?
Donnie: I was referring to myself.
Kinzie: Oh... You consider yourself a genius?
Donnie: You're not much of a people person, are you?
Kinzie & Tanya:
Tanya: Hey, can you resurrect Warren?
Kinzie: Why?
Tanya: I need someone to rule over.
Kinzie: "Rule over"?
Tanya: Yeah, I hate not being able to manipulate someone to do my bidding.
Kinzie: I'll be your slavegirl.
Tanya: Woah, that's not what I meant at all.
Kinzie: Oh.
Tanya: But an offer's an offer.
Kinzie & Maria:
Kinzie: I like your shoes.
Maria: Oh no, Shaundi warned me about your "sister" fixation.
Kinzie: Come on? Me, you, Asha, and Viola? We'll have a sleep over in New Hades? We can braid each other's hair? Or kill a few demons?
Maria: Sorry, but I already have a sister. And we do not get along.
Kinzie: Your loss.
Kinzie & Manuel:
Kinzie: Why are you looking at me like that?
Manuel: You look like a kinky librarian.
Kinzie: Why do people keep saying that?
Manuel: Perhaps we can retire to the Lopez Mansion and... "Get acquainted"?
Kinzie: What do you take me for?
Manuel: I hear Angelo has a BDSM dungeon in the basement.
Kinzie: My safeword is "Teacup".
Kinzie & Julius:
Julius: So, are you Lin's current replacement?
Kinzie: No. I don't think the Saints ever did replace Lin.
Julius: So how did you gather intel about your enemies without having someone on the inside?
Kinzie: I can track any individual through my cell phone.
Julius: What? You're enemies just text you their location when you ask?
Kinzie: (Sigh) Fucking boomers.
Kinzie & Troy:
Troy: FBI huh?
Kinzie: Ex-FBI actually.
Troy: Right, I hear ya.
Kinzie: I'm serious.
Troy: (Scoffs) Sure you are.
Kinzie: Look, just because you're an undercover cop, that doesn't mean that I'm still in the FBI.
Troy: If there's one thing I know about living an undercover life... It's that you never stop.
Kinzie: ... Just don't blow my cover, Troy "Johnson".
Troy: Ok, you've made your point.
Kinzie & Dex:
Kinzie: Given a second chance to live a different life, but ends up reliving the same events.
Dex: What are you talking about?
Kinzie: In both realities, you stuck with 3rd Street until things got rough, then immediately joined Ultor.
Dex: But now I'm back with the Saints.
Kinzie: Well, I can't compare your two lives after Ultor, because there's no record of you after that.
Dex: Yeah, I'm sure there's a logical explanation for that.
Kinzie: I did find something about you getting assassinated by an Ultor Agent...
Dex: Oh hey, I think the Boss needs our help. Let's finish this conversation later.
Kinzie & Lin:
Lin: What's with all those posters of me in your office?
Kinzie: Well, this is awkward.
Kinzie & SR Gat:
Kinzie: It's amazing how different you are from the Gat I know.
SR Gat: What's so different? We both enjoy murder, we both drive the same car... We even still like the same girl...
Kinzie: Huh... I guess it's just the hair that makes you seem so different.
Kinzie & SR Playa:
SR Playa: Hey, you wanna go to the fairground? I hear the "Teacups" are amazing.
Kinzie: So is that the reason you stay quiet all the time, so can wait for the perfect moment to release a cheesy one-liner?
SR Playa: ...
Kinzie: Of course.
Kinzie & Maero:
Kinzie: What made you think the Boss would die from a monster truck explosion?
Maero: You're a woman of science, do the math.
Kinzie: Yeah, but there's no calculating logical results when it comes to the Boss. They survived a boat explosion.
Maero: Well, you do have point there.
Kinzie & Jessica:
Jessica: What made you want to join a gang?
Kinzie: Revenge against the asshole that got me kicked out of the FBI.
Jessica: Wow, I just wanted to help my boyfriend count the cash.
Kinzie: Yeah, and look where that got you. Locked in your trunk and crushed by your boyfriend's truck.
Jessica: A little harsh, but I see your point.
Kinzie & Carlos:
Carlos: Can that device resurrect anyone?
Kinzie: As long as they exist as a memory in someone's mind. Who did you have in mind?
Carlos: My brother, he was my inspiration for joining the Saints in the first place.
Kinzie: Can you give me a quick description, so I know who I'm looking for in your mind?
Carlos: He wore a purple T-Shirt, with cargo shorts.
Kinzie: You just described almost every male member of the Saints.
Carlos: Oh, he's Mexican, like me.
Kinzie: No shit. I'll search for him by name.
Carlos: He goes by Jose.
Kinzie: (Moans) This is gonna be a long night.
Kinzie & VC:
VC: You're pretty smart, right?
Kinzie: I would say very smart, but yes.
VC: Then maybe you can tell me... How can Stefan be ordering his stock from overseas, if we're the only city on this planet?
Kinzie: Look, we all make mistakes sometimes, just let this one go.
Kinzie & Vogel:
Vogel: So, did I have cool wings like you and Johnny?
Kinzie: No, but you did own a big tower.
Vogel: So... I was as successful in Hell as I was in Stilwater?
Kinzie: More so, because you had us on your side, rather than against you.
Vogel: Kinda like right now then?
Kinzie: Actually, in Hell you were more of a mentor to us. Now your just a standard ally.
Vogel: Still, at least I'm still alive this time.
Kinzie: Yeah, but in Hell, you were a total badass.
Kinzie & Jane:
Jane: Jane Valderamma here, interviewing Kinzie Kensington.
Kinzie: Hi Jane.
Jane: So, Miss Kensington? A lot of rumours have been going around that you actually like wearing hoop skirts... Is this tr...
Kinzie: This interview is over.
Jane: Well... That was not a "no"... So I'll leave the speculations up to you at home. Tune in next time for another exclusive interview with the Saints Empire.
Kinzie & Chcken Ned:
Ned: Can I interest you in a coupon?
Kinzie: Is it for Apollo's?
Ned: Lik-A-Chik.
Kinzie: No thanks.
Kinzie & Libby:
Libby: Hey, I like the kinky librarian look, it really suits you.
Kinzie: Thanks, but I really don't consider that description to be accurate.
Libby: Wanna hook up?
Kinzie: Uh... No one's really asked me that before.
Libby: I find that hard to believe.
Kinzie: I don't think you realise what you're getting into here.
Libby: I know what you're into, and the offer still stands.
Kinzie: "Teacup".
Libby: I'll just take that as a "yes".
Pierce & Shaundi:
Pierce: Hey, I got a tip about the Sons Of Samedi.
Shaundi: Oh yeah? What is it?
Pierce: They've got new farm up and running in Pleasant View.
Shaundi: Thanks, I've just texted that to Gat.
Pierce: What?
Shaundi: Thanks for the tip.
Pierce: Are you fuckin' kidding me?
Shaundi: Hey gave me a thumbs up.
Pierce: I really gotta stop givin' away my tips like that.
Pierce & King:
Pierce: So, did you get that fan-script I sent you?
King: Oh, that was yours? Uh... Yeah. It was great.
Pierce: I knew you'd like it... Wait... Why did you...? Damn it! Shaundi told you that she wrote it, didn't she.
King: Does she do this kind of thing quite often?
Pierce: Man, I miss Steelport Shaundi.
Pierce & Aisha:
Pierce & Tobias:
Pierce & Luz:
Pierce & Donnie:
Pierce & Tanya:
Pierce & Maria:
Pierce & Manuel:
Pierce & Julius:
Pierce & Troy:
Pierce & Dex:
Pierce & Lin
Pierce & SR Gat:
Pierce & SR Playa:
Pierce & Maero:
Pierce & Jessica:
Pierce & Carlos:
Pierce & VC:
Pierce & Vogel:
Pierce & Jane:
Pierce & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Hey, you look like a man who enjoys fried chicken...
Pierce: The fuck's that supposed to mean?
Ned: No, I didn't mean it like that... It's a marketing tactic, I swear.
Pierce: You just keep walking.
Pierce & Libby:
Shaundi & King:
Shaundi & Aisha:
Shaundi & Tobias:
Shaundi & Luz:
Shaundi & Donnie:
Shaundi & Tanya:
Shaundi & Maria:
Shaundi & Manuel:
Shaundi & Julius:
Shaundi & Troy:
Shaundi & Dex:
Shaundi & Lin
Shaundi & SR Gat:
Shaundi & SR Playa:
Shaundi & Maero:
Shaundi & Jessica:
Shaundi & Carlos:
Shaundi & VC:
Shaundi & Vogel:
Shaundi & Jane:
Shaundi & Chicken Ned:
Shaundi: Man, I got the munchies.
Ned: Jackpot!
Shaundi: I could really go for a Kabob and a Hot Gyro.
Ned: Are you sure you wouldn't prefer some fried chickin?
Shaundi: Pass.
Ned: Fuck me.
Shaundi: Now that, I'll do.
Shaundi & Libby:
King & Aisha:
King & Tobias:
King & Luz:
King & Donnie:
King & Tanya:
King & Maria:
King & Manuel:
King & Julius:
King & Troy:
King & Dex:
King & Lin
King & SR Gat:
King & SR Playa:
King & Maero:
King & Jessica:
King & Carlos:
King & VC:
King & Vogel:
King & Jane:
King & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Uh, excuse me sir, can I interest you in a coupon for Lik-A-Chik?
King: I don't eat that fast food shit. I live in a penthouse, man.
Ned: Well lucky you. I live in an apartment between two bowling alleys.
King: In which District?
Ned: The Projects... Oh great, I don't even have an apartment now!
King: That sucks man.
Ned: So, do you want a coupon now?
King: No.
King & Libby:
Aisha & Tobias:
Aisha & Luz:
Aisha & Donnie:
Aisha & Tanya:
Aisha & Maria:
Aisha & Manuel:
Aisha & Julius:
Aisha & Troy:
Aisha & Dex:
Aisha & Lin
Aisha & SR Gat:
Aisha & SR Playa:
Aisha & Maero:
Aisha & Jessica:
Aisha & Carlos:
Aisha & VC:
Aisha & Vogel:
Aisha & Jane:
Aisha & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Would you like a coupon for 10% off fried chicken at Lik-A-Chik?
Aisha: Oh, Johnny loves fried chicken, I'll take one.
Ned: Yes! I get to have some peanut butter on my bread tonight.
Aisha: Oh wait, did you say "Lik-A-Chik"?
Ned: Yeah?
Aisha: Sorry, Johnny only eats at Freckle Bitch's.
Ned: Damn you, Betty!
Aisha & Libby:
Tobias & Luz:
Tobias & Donnie:
Tobias & Tanya:
Tobias & Maria:
Tobias & Manuel:
Tobias & Julius:
Tobias & Troy:
Tobias & Dex:
Tobias & Lin
Tobias & SR Gat:
Tobias & SR Playa:
Tobias & Maero:
Tobias & Jessica:
Tobias & Carlos:
Tobias & VC:
Tobias & Vogel:
Tobias & Jane:
Tobias & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Hi there valued customer. Can I interest you in a coupon?
Tobias: Is it edable?
Ned: No, but you can use it to buy fried chicken, which is edable.
Tobias: If I can't eat it now, I'm not interested.
Ned: (Sigh)
Tobias & Libby:
Luz & Donnie:
Luz & Tanya:
Luz & Maria:
Luz & Manuel:
Luz & Julius:
Luz & Troy:
Luz & Dex:
Luz & Lin
Luz & SR Gat:
Luz & SR Playa:
Luz & Maero:
Luz & Jessica:
Luz & Carlos:
Luz & VC:
Luz & Vogel:
Luz & Jane:
Luz & Chicken Ned:
Ned: I'd ask if you want a coupon, but I don't think you need it.
Luz: Are you calling me fat?
Ned: Oh, fuck.
Luz: I knew Angelo was lying.
Ned: No, I just meant that you don't look like the type of person who eats fast food. So the coupon would be worthless to you.
Luz: So you're saying I'm too thin?
Ned: What did I do in a past life to deserve this?
Luz & Libby:
Donnie & Tanya:
Donnie & Maria:
Donnie & Manuel:
Donnie & Julius:
Donnie & Troy:
Donnie & Dex:
Donnie & Lin
Donnie & SR Gat:
Donnie & SR Playa:
Donnie & Maero:
Donnie & Jessica:
Donnie & Carlos:
Donnie & VC:
Donnie & Vogel:
Donnie & Jane:
Donnie & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Hi. Sorry to bother you, but...
Donnie: Hey, that's what I'm here for.
Ned: What?
Donnie: I mean, just look at your ride. That's no way to advertise. You leave that chicken carcass with me, and I'll turn it into a chick magnet.
Ned: It's not mine, it's the company's...
Donnie: Yeah, and just think about how proud they'll be when you've gave away all the coupons you can carry.
Ned: That would be nice.
Donnie: Great, so we have a deal?
Ned: I'll need to take out another loan, but yeah.
Donnie: Great. But I'll need the cash up front.
Ned: Vinnie's gonna break my legs for sure now.
Donnie & Libby:
Tanya & Maria:
Tanya & Manuel:
Tanya & Julius:
Tanya & Troy:
Tanya & Dex:
Tanya & Lin
Tanya & SR Gat:
Tanya & SR Playa:
Tanya & Maero:
Tanya & Jessica:
Tanya & Carlos:
Tanya & VC:
Tanya & Vogel:
Tanya & Jane:
Tanya & Chicken Ned:
Tanya: Had a rough week?
Ned: I can't even give away one coupon.
Tanya: Come to my new brothel. One of my girls will give you what you need.
Ned: A new house, real food, and a sense of worth?
Tanya: Oh damn, you need the premium experience.
Tanya & Libby:
Maria & Manuel:
Maria & Julius:
Maria & Troy:
Maria & Dex:
Maria & Lin
Maria & SR Gat:
Maria & SR Playa:
Maria & Maero:
Maria & Jessica:
Maria & Carlos:
Maria & VC:
Maria & Vogel:
Maria & Jane:
Maria & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Hi, are you hungry? I've got coupons good for 10% off on fried chick...
Maria: Luz sent you, didn't she?
Ned: Uh...
Maria: Just because she's insecure about her figure, she has to bring me down with her.
Ned: How do I keep finding you people?
Maria: "You people"?
Ned: That's not what I meant!
Maria & Libby:
Manuel & Julius:
Manuel & Troy:
Manuel & Dex:
Manuel & Lin
Manuel & SR Gat:
Manuel & SR Playa:
Manuel & Maero:
Manuel & Jessica:
Manuel & Carlos:
Manuel & VC:
Manuel & Vogel:
Manuel & Jane:
Manuel & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Can I interest you in a coupon for fried chicken?
Manuel: Victor was the one who liked fried chicken.
Ned: Great, where is he?
Manuel: By now, he's probably 6 feet under.
Ned: (Frustrated groan)
Manuel & Libby:
Julius & Troy:
Julius & Dex:
Julius & Lin
Julius & SR Gat:
Julius & SR Playa:
Julius & Maero:
Julius & Jessica:
Julius & Carlos:
Julius & VC:
Julius & Vogel:
Julius & Jane:
Julius & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Hi, are you...
Julius: I'm sure I've seen you before.
Ned: I mean, I'm a giant chicken. I'm sure you'd know if you did.
Julius: Oh that's right. You're photo's on the wall in Wong's tea house.
Ned: Well, it was nice meeting you, but I've gotta get out of town now.
Julius & Libby:
Troy & Dex:
Troy & Lin
Troy & SR Gat:
Troy & SR Playa:
Troy & Maero:
Troy & Jessica:
Troy & Carlos:
Troy & VC:
Troy & Vogel:
Troy & Jane:
Troy & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Hi, would you like a coupon that's good for 10% off any fried chicken in Lik-A-Chik?
Troy: Is that "boneless or on the bone"?
Ned: Oh, thank god. Do you know how many people I've had to ask that question now?
Troy: Just give me the intel, I don't have much time.
Ned: You're being reassigned to infiltrate the Brotherhood.
Troy: What? No, fuck that. Who's taking this assignment?
Ned: I don't know. They only tell me what I need to know.
Troy: Tell them I'm in too deep. Backing out is not an option.
Ned: You know they don't pay me extra for this, right?
Troy: Just get outta here before someone sees us. No one ever talks this long to a mascot.
Ned: Tell me about it.
Troy & Libby:
Dex & Lin:
Dex & SR Gat:
Dex & SR Playa:
Dex & Maero:
Dex & Jessica:
Dex & Carlos:
Dex & VC:
Dex & Vogel:
Dex & Jane:
Dex & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Hi, would you be interested by a coupon for Lik-A-Chik?
Dex: There's a Freckle Bitch's just down the road from the church, why would I need to go half way across town for something not even half as good?
Ned: Well, you got me there.
Dex & Libby:
Lin & SR Gat:
Lin & SR Playa:
Lin & Maero:
Maero: Hey, you used to run with the Rollerz, right?
Lin: I guess you could say that.
Maero: You can handle a tuner, but a truck is way more impressive.
Lin: You think I can't handle a truck just because I'm a street racer? You underestimate me.
Maero: Well then, the Brotherhood is making a big comeback, how'd you like to get in on the ground floor?
Lin: (Subtle cough) I'm in.
Lin & Jessica:
Lin & Carlos:
Lin & VC:
VC: Were you followed?
Lin: No.
VC: Good. We just got a new shipment in this morning. But I'm worried that the Saints might fuck up our deals.
Lin: I'll get the product to your dealers.
VC: And what about the Saints?
Lin: Don't worry, I can handle myself.
Lin & Vogel:
Lin & Jane:
Lin & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Hi... Wait, didn't I already ask you about a coupon?
Lin: No.
Ned: Yeah, but you were wearing different coloured pants.
Lin: Uh...
Ned: And you were with another gang.
Lin: Shut up.
Ned: Yeah, you were with the...
Lin: Shut up, before I stuff those coupons down your throat.
Ned: Oh, are you undercover?
Lin: Great, I hope no one heard that, otherwise I'm ending up in the bottom of the lake... Again.
Ned: I'm gonna go now.
Lin & Libby:
Libby: You all set for the big race this weekend?
Lin: Which gang am I racing for again?
Libby: Uh, I think this week it's the Ronin.
Lin: Shit, my car's still Los Carnales red. I'll have to visit Donnie's tomorrow.
Libby: You know I can respray it for a cheaper price, right?
Lin: Yeah, but he's my boyfriend. It would upset him if I had work done at another garage.
Libby: (Sigh) I'll allow it, on one condition...
Lin: No.
Libby: If you don't agree to it, I'll tell Donnie you got your Rims replaced at Semi Broken.
Lin: Fine.
Libby: Yes! My place, tomorrow night, bring Champaign.
SR Gat & SR Playa:
SR Gat & Maero:
SR Gat & Jessica:
SR Gat & Carlos:
SR Gat & VC:
SR Gat & Vogel:
SR Gat & Jane:
SR Gat & Chicken Ned:
SR Gat: Hey, you sold future me a bad coupon.
Ned: Uh oh.
SR Gat & Libby:
SR Playa & Maero:
SR Playa & Jessica:
SR Playa & Carlos:
SR Playa & VC:
SR Playa & Vogel:
SR Playa & Jane:
SR Playa & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Hi, would you like a coupon?
SR Playa: ...
Ned: Well...?
SR Playa: ...
Ned: Come on man, help a guy out?
SR Playa: Where's the guy? All I see is a big chicken.
Ned: (Sigh) I hate my life.
SR Playa & Libby:
Maero & Jessica:
Maero & Carlos:
Maero & VC:
Maero & Vogel:
Maero & Jane:
Maero & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Hi, would you like a coupon for fried chicken?
Maero: Look at me. Do I look like I sculpted my body by eating fast food?
Ned: No.
Maero: Exactly.
Ned: I'll just move along now.
Maero & Libby:
Jessica & Carlos:
Jessica & VC:
Jessica & Vogel:
Jessica & Jane:
Jessica & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Can I interest you in a coupon for fried chicken?
Jessica: I would, but Maero would kill me if he found out.
Ned: Maero!? Just forget you ever saw me.
Jessica & Libby:
Carlos & VC:
Carlos & Vogel:
Carlos & Jane:
Carlos & Chicken Ned:
Carlos: You still owe me money for that "favour" I did for you.
Ned: Oh man. Just take my car. I can't afford to pay you and Vinnie.
Carlos: I can't.
Ned: Did Vinnie already take it?
Carlos: No, I already cubed it.
Ned: Well, I'm fucked.
Carlos & Libby:
VC & Vogel:
VC & Jane:
VC & Chicken Ned:
Ned: You gotta take a coupon man, I haven't eaten anything other than stale bread for the last two days.
VC: These are expired man.
Ned: Oh great. What am I supposed to do now?
VC: I could buy them off you?
Ned: What are you gonna do with 500 expired coupons?
VC: Hey man, paper's paper.
VC & Libby:
Vogel & Jane:
Vogel & Chicken Ned:
Vogel & Libby:
Jane & Chicken Ned:
Jane & Libby:
Chicken Ned & Libby:
Homie Idle Lines:
Kinzie Kensington:
"Good thing I brought my laptop."
"You know you're just wasting electricity, right?"
"I could be at home on my computer right now, but oh no. Someone just had to call me up for this."
"The fact that you sit there and wait for these idle lines, means even I have more of a life than you."
Johnny Gat:
"Sometimes it's nice to just stand around and relax... But not this time."
"Are we gonna do something soon?"
"Did you die? I hope not."
"I'd make a comment about spending time with Jezebel, instead of being here... But as an NPC with limited abilities, for all I know, she's stood right next to me."
Pierce Washington:
"This is a joke, right?"
"Am I just here for your entertainment or somethin'?"
"I guess we're not doing crowd control."
"Is it weird that I wanna wear the Aisha outfit again?"
Shaundi:
"(Sigh) I missed this."
"At least I don't have to deal with the Sons Of Samedi right now."
"I still have that dating show, right?"
"I wonder if Tobias still has some of those native plants?"
Benjamin King:
"This gives me the idea for another book."
"I hope I don't run into Warren again."
"Tanya needs to learn when to quit."
"I can't believe I've got my penthouse back."
Aisha:
"(Sings line from "Bounce Like My Checks")"
"(Sings line from "Leave The Ho")"
"(Sings line from "Don't Fuck Me Like I'm Your Wife")"
"All this standing around is giving me sharp pains in my neck."
Tobias:
"Let's go already!"
"Looks like I got time for another bowl."
"I see a bright light... Oh... It's just a cloud of smoke."
"That Zin stuff was some weak shit."
Luz Avalos:
"At least I'm not working in that damn shoe store."
"He loses me, so he moves straight onto my sister... I am so done with men."
"The Sons Of Samedi will never be as good as Los Carnales."
"Hector always thought he was in control, but Angelo had his own agenda."
Donnie:
"I wonder why Libby is always so friendly to Lin?"
"In case you forgot, I now have a chain of Garages to run?"
"Maero was definitely the worst boss I ever had."
"I'll always miss Price, but his uncle... Not so much."
Tanya Winters:
"I miss the days where I had everyone under my spell, I basically ran Stilwater... And no one even knew it."
"(Sigh) I have a brothel to run... Oh wait... That was in Prawn Court... Fuck!"
"King's right. If we found the Boss first, Stilwater would be ours... Although... I guess it still is now that we're on their side."
"I hope Stefan saved the good shoes for me."
Maria Avalos:
"After what happened with Luz, I am not accepting Manuel's offer."
"Angelo was hopeless after Hector died. He has no idea how to run a gang."
"Aisha had a sister, Aisha died... Kiki had a sister, Kiki died... I have a sister... Oh shit!"
"You really expected me to have this many voice lines? I'm a minor character... I'm surprised I got three."
Manuel Orejuela:
"So many beautiful women in the Saints."
"Hector had no control over his crew."
"I wonder if Luz will take me back."
"Victor could have finished off the Saints, if only Hector had allowed him to."
Julius Little:
"I try to kill you, you survive. You kill me, I get resurrected... I guess that makes us even."
"Is it not our time now? Should we not be getting this shit started?"
"At least when I ran the Saints, it was to end gang violence... You just wanted to control the whole city."
"I don't think there's anything left for me to say at this point."
Troy Bradshaw:
"We done here? I'm jonesin' for a fun bag."
"I can't believe you let Julius keep control of the Row, do you really trust him that much?"
"Aren't you worried about the cops showin' up?"
"It's too quiet right now, I don't like it."
Dexter "Dex" Jackson:
"Johnny sure has changed since he left the Row."
"Since this is a new timeline, can we just forget about what happened to the other me?"
"At least I don't have to babysit Johnny anymore."
"You should have listened to Pierce's plan. The heist would've went a lot smoother."
Lin:
The name of the gang will change depending on the colour of her pants.
"Hey, do you really want the (Rollerz) to spot us together?"
"If you don't need me, I've got meeting with the (Rollerz) to get to."
"I don't have time for this."
"How can I be working undercover, if I'm standing around with you all day?"
SR Johnny Gat:
"Can we kill someone already?"
"If you don't mind, I got shit to blow up elsewhere right now."
"Hey man, the pussy calls."
"Something better happen soon, or I'm outta here."
SR Playa:
"Yo, can we speed this shit up? I wanna go to Freckle Bitch's."
Maero:
"At least this time I've still got Jessica."
"Usually the third time's the charm."
"Don't even think about putting nuclear waste in Libby's ink supply."
"At least Lin seems trustworthy enough to be in my crew."
Jessica Parish:
"Thanks for not destroying my car this time... Oh and for not getting me killed."
"Do you think Donnie will still do work on my car?"
"You got some cash you want me to count?"
"I'll be honest, I've never really fired a gun before."
Carlos Mendoza:
"So, do you want me to keep an eye on Maero?"
"I can do more to help this time."
"You don't have to keep me away from the action, you know?"
"(Zombie moans)"
DJ Veteran Child:
"Shaundi has really mellowed out since the Zin were dealt with. She didn't even complain when I held her hostage again."
"Thanks for letting me keep my radio station this time, that Ultor FM shit was not cool."
"You think Tobias will sell me some of those plants?"
"Hey you haven't moved in a while... Are you feeling ok?"
Dane Vogel:
"So, dead or alive, I run a successful business... Until the Saints show up."
"I really should respond to Anna, I have some pictures I'd like to show her audience."
"I can't wait for this year's yacht party... It'll be a "blast"."
"Jamie, cancel my appointments for the rest of the day. It looks like I'm going to be here for a while."
Jane Valderamma:
"This just in... Nothing... Absolutely nothing is happening right now."
"Jane V here, hoping that I'll have something interesting to report, very soon."
"The more time I spend here, the more Zach Johnson gets the chance to report the real news."
"My phone is dying, I guess there's nothing here to record anyway."
Chicken Ned:
"Lik-A-Chik... Oh... Nah, I still don't get it."
"Will somebody please take a coupon? They won't pay me if I don't sell any."
"You're not going to kill me like you killed the Hotdog guy, are you?"
"It's not like I'm needed down at the restaurant anyway."
Libby:
"I swear, if I have to fix Johnny's car one more time..."
"I'm sure Donnie wouldn't mind if I hooked up with Lin."
"I know we're not in a race, but... Come on?"
"Dane Vogel wishes he was as rich as me."
Zombie Lin:
"(Zombie moans)"
"(More zombie moans)"
"(Even more zombie moans)"
"Did you hear that asshole Donnie? He said I was his girl."
Zombie Carlos:
"(Zombie moans)"
"(More zombie moans)"
"(Even more zombie moans)"
"Hey we walked away from the crash, that's good enough for me. So whadda we do now?"
Zombie Gat:
"(Zombie moans)"
"(More zombie moans)"
"(Even more zombie moans)"
"Right on, I'll see you in Stil..."
Professor Genki:
"Murder time, fun time!"
"Genki's getting bored."
"Genki's getting mad!"
"Genki's getting his gun ready." (Genki will turn on Playa, and won't stop attacking until one of them is dead.)
More info to follow...
Basic Description:
The Saints found a breathable planet for the human race to live on, but the planet is basically untouched and has no cities or even towns to live in. So Kinzie used the Zin Tech to create a machine that will build a city using blueprints from buildings that exist within the simulation. They would have just used Steelport as a template, but somehow that simulation was destroyed and can never be retrieved... EVER. So Playa and their Allies need to go into the simulations of the other survivors and collect data for Kinzie's machine... And also rescue the survivors while they're in there.
With each simulation they enter, Kinzie's machine will have built an exact replica on the planet, until a whole city is formed. New Stilwater will be made up of 4 islands, 3 big primary islands and a small offshore private island which houses a replica of the 3rd Street Church serving as the Saints HQ.
New Purgatory:
New Mission Beach:
The 3rd Street Church
Winters Drive
Los Carnales Island:
Docks & Warehouses:
Charlestown
Poseidon Alley
Stoughton
Fox Drive
Barrio:
Cecil Park
Encanto
Ezpata
Southern Cross
Airport:
Wardill Airport
3rd Street Saints Island:
Saints Row:
Athos Bay
Harrowgate
Mission Beach
Downtown:
Adept Way
Brighton
Filmore
Union Square
Hotels & Marina:
Centennial Beach
Stilwater Boardwalk
Brotherhood Island:
Arena:
Pleasant View
Sunsinger
Ultor Dome
Stilwater University:
Sommerset
Frat Row
Stilwater U
Chinatown:
Imperial Square
Little Shanghai
Truck Yard:
Copperton
High End Retail:
Nob Hill
Rounds Square Shopping Center
Cribs:
Pleasant View: (Story Unlock)
The remains of the crashed Ship in the Lake on Mount Clafflin.
The 3rd Street Church: (Story Unlock)
The old Church has been completely overhauled with salvaged Zin Tech from the crashed Ship.
Ezpata: (Story Unlock)
The Lopez Mansion now looks a lot more like it's concept art.
Mission Beach: (Story Unlock)
The Saints Row Church as it appeared in Saints Row.
Rounds Square Shopping Center: (Story Unlock)
This Shopping Mall has been converted into a survivalist's dream bunker.
Wardill Airport: (Purchasable)
An Airport Hanger to store planes.
Adept Way: (Purchasable)
Kings Penthouse as it appeared in Saints Row, but now with King's Office being accessible.
Stilwater U: (Purchasable)
The University Docks as it appeared in Saints Row 2.
Stores:
Mechanics:
Rim Jobs - Ultor Dome, Cecil Park, Harrowgate
Semi Broken - Copperton, Filmore, Stoughton
Donnie's - Little Shanghai, Centennial Beach, Wardill Airport, The 3rd Street Church
Clothing:
Branded - Filmore, Stilwater Boardwalk, Wardill Airport
Impressions - Nob Hill
Leather & Lace - Rounds Square Shopping Center
Let's Pretend - Rounds Square Shopping Center
Nobody Loves Me - Rounds Square Shopping Center
On The Rag - Sunsinger
Sloppy Seconds - Ezpata, Harrowgate, Southern Cross
Stilwater U. Gift Shoppe - Stilwater U
Planet Saints - The 3rd Street Church
Vehicle Dealer:
Foreign Power - Ultor Dome
Confessional:
Forgive & Forget - Charlestown, Mission Beach, Sommerset
Fast Food:
Freckle Bitch's - Mission Beach, Sommerset, Rounds Square Shopping Center, Ezpata, Winters Drive
Charred Hard Burgers - Stilwater Boardwalk, Stilwater U, Wardill Airport
Company Of Gyros - Rounds Square Shopping Center
Apollo's - Sommerset, Rounds Square Shopping Center, Stoughton
Phuc Mi Phuc Yue - Little Shanghai, Rounds Square Shopping Center, Centennial Beach
Weapons:
Friendly Fire - Brighton, Harrowgate, Poseidon Alley, Sommerset, Rounds Square Shopping Center, Winters Drive
Plastic Surgeon:
Image As Designed - Cecil Park, Harrowgate, Union Square, Rounds Square Shopping Center
Jewellery:
On Thin Ice - Imperial Square, Nob Hill, Wardill Airport
Tattoo Parlor:
Rusty's Needle - Little Shanghai, Filmore, Stoughton
Gang Customization:
There are 8 customizable Gang Members. 4 Male, 4 Female. Caucasian, African American, Hispanic, Asian. They have the same hair options and body shape options as Playa. But their clothing is limited to full Outfits only, no individual clothing items.
Saints Empire: (Story Unlock)
The Jumpsuits worn by the Saints in Saints Row IV.
Los Carnales: (Story Unlock)
The Outfits worn by Los Carnales in Saints Row.
3rd Street Saints: (Story Unlock)
The Outfits worn by the 3rd Street Saints in Saints Row.
Brotherhood: (Story Unlock)
The Outfits worn by the Brotherhood in Saints Row 2.
Masako: (Story Unlock)
The Outfits worn by the Masako in Saints Row 2.
Beach Wear: (Purchasable)
Bikinis, Shorts, Swimsuits, and other Beach-style Outfits.
Steelport Saints: (Purchase)
The Outfits worn by the Saints in Saints Row The Third.
Vice Kings: (Activity Unlock)
The Outfits worn by the Vice Kings in Saints Row.
Ronin: (Activity Unlock)
The Outfits worn by the Ronin in Saints Row 2.
Sons Of Samedi: (Activity Unlock)
The Outfits worn by the Sons Of Samedi in Saints Row 2.
Medical Professionals: (Activity Unlock)
Doctor, Nurse, and Paramedic Outfits.
Mascots: (Activity Unlock)
The Outfits worn by the Mascots in both Saints Row 2 & Saints Row The Third.
Strippers: (Activity Unlock)
The Outfits worn by the Strippers in Saints Row The Third.
Pimps & Hos: (Activity Unlock)
The Outfits worn by the Pimps & Hos in Saints Row.
Activities:
There will be 3 sets of every Activity, 1 for each of the 3 big Islands. "Aisha's Crowd Control" is the only exception, only having 1 set on New Purgatory. But they are all accessible from the new "Activities" section on Playa's Phone, rather than having physical launch locations.
Aisha's Crowd Control:
Protect Aisha from crazed fans to earn cash and respect.
Chop Shop:
Find the cars on the list and return them to the chop shop for cash and respect.
Demolition Derby:
Compete in an eight car demolition derby and destroy your opponents' cars to earn cash and respect.
Escort:
Drive around town and keep the paparazzi away from your car to earn cash and respect.
Fight Club:
Compete in brutal fighting matches for cash and Respect. Pick up and eat food to recover Health.
FUZZ:
Impersonate one of Stilwater's Finest and provide quality footage to the FUZZ crew for cash and respect.
Gat's Escort:
Drive a wounded Gat around town and kill the enemy Gangs (Vice Kings & Ronin) to earn enough cash and respect to satisfy Gat, then drop him off at the Hospital.
Heli Assault:
Complete objectives with the attack helicopter to earn cash and respect.
Hitman:
Find and take out the individuals listed on the hit list. Use the dossier to figure out how to find the target, then use your minimap to track and kill them.
Insurance Fraud:
Throw your self into harm's way to earn cash and respect.
Mayhem:
Cause widespread carnage to earn cash and respect.
Pierce's Crowd Control:
Protect Pierce from crazed fans to earn cash and respect.
Septic Avenger:
Spray sewage all over your targets to earn cash and respect.
Shaundi's Snatch:
Bring Shaundi and her friends back safely from their crazy Exs (Sons Of Samedi & DJVC) to earn cash and respect.
Snatch:
Bring hos back safely from their abusive pimps to earn cash and respect.
Tank Mayhem:
Cause widespread carnage in a tank to earn cash and respect.
Trafficking:
Provide protection for deals around New Stilwater to earn cash and respect.
Cyber Blazing:
Race to the finish for cash and respect. Blow up cyber tanks for extra time and avoid firewalls that give time penalties.
City Takeover:
As everything is now done via Playa's Phone, on the map, each Neighbourhood will have a percentage bar when you hover over it. Each Island will also have it's own percentage bar, then the whole city will have one overall percentage bar. The Neighbourhood will only turn purple once the percentage bar is full. The City Takeover for "Rounds Square Shopping Center" is purely made up of Store Purchases.
Store Purchase:
Every Store Purchased will raise the percentage of the related Neighbourhood.
Activities:
Every Activity completed will raise the percentage of the related Neighbourhood.
Outposts:
Every Outpost destroyed will raise the percentage of the related Neighbourhood.
Gang Kills:
Kill 100 Gang Members to stop them from spawning in the related Neighbourhood.
Tagging:
Every Gang Tag claimed will raise the percentage of the related Neighbourhood.
Key:
(H):
Means that they are an unlockable Homie.
(H?):
Means that they are a possible unlockable Homie.
(K/S):
Means that Playa gets a choice during the mission, to "kill" or "save" the target.
(?/?):
Means that Playa gets a choice during the mission to pick one of two options.
(K1/S1):
Means that Playa gets a choice during the mission to "kill" one target but "save" the other target.
Main Cast: (& Personal/Homie Vehicles)
Saints Empire:
Playa
Kinzie Kensington (H) - Unique Anchor
Johnny Gat (H) - Unique Venom
Pierce Washington (H) - Unique Mag
Shaundi (H) - Unique Topher
Benjamin King (H) - Unique Mag
New Saints Lieutenants:
Tobias (H) - Unique Topher
Luz Avalos (H) - Unique Eiswolf
Donnie (H) - Unique Quasar
Vice Kings:
Tanya Winters (H) - Unique Status Quo
Los Carnales:
Angelo Lopez - Unique Gunslinger
Hector Lopez - Los Carnales Hollywood
Victor Rodriguez - Unique Bulldog
Maria Avalos (H) - Los Carnales Cavallaro
Manuel Orejuela (H?) - Los Carnales Vegas
3rd Street Saints:
Julius Little (H) - Unique Zenith
Troy Bradshaw (H) - Unique Zircon
Dexter "Dex" Jackson (H) - Unique Raycaster
Lin (H) - Unique Voxel
SR Johnny Gat (H) - Unique Venom
Aisha (H) - Unique Zomkah
SR Playa (Saints Row Default Skin) (H) - 3rd Street Saints Destiny
Brotherhood:
Maero (H?) - Unique Atlasbreaker
Jessica Parish (H?) - Unique Phoenix
Matt
Demolition Dave - Unique Betsy XL
Carlos Mendoza (H) - Unique Shaft
Sons Of Samedi:
DJ Veteran Child (H) - Sons Of Samedi Stiletto.
Ultor:
Dane Vogel (H?) - Unique The Job
Extra:
Jane Valderamma (H) - Channel 6 Anchor
Chicken Ned (H) - O-Ring
Libby (H) - Randomized Supercar
Zombie Lin (H) - Unique Reaper
Zombie Carlos (H) - Unique Reaper
Zombie Gat (H) - Unique Reaper
Professor Genki (H) - Genki Mobile
Prologue:
The Saints have found a Planet to live on and are ready to begin building their new home.
Crash Landing:
An unfortunate engine failure forces the Saints to make an emergency landing on an uncharted Planet.
Location x3:
Temporarily stranded, the Saints decide to explore the Planet. Then decide it will be the perfect place to create a new home for all the survivors on the Zin Mothership.
Save & Load:
As the Planet is practically untouched, with no buildings or structures. Kinzie creates a device that turns the simulations into reality. They start by re-entering King's Simulation to create an Island based on Mission Beach, with the Church serving as their new HQ.
Rescue Arc - Tobias:
Knowing that the device works, the Saints start entering other people's simulations to gather Districts for their new city.
Classic Trafficking:
Upon entering this Simulation, Playa is reverted to their default appearance from the first Saints Row. They must protect Tobias from Los Carnales while he makes his deals around the Docks & Warehouses District.
Nightmare On 3rd Street:
After Tobias's successful run, Los Carnales begin attacking the whole Saints Row District. It's up to Playa, Dex and Tobias to clear out the Row.
Mansion Madness:
It's time to finish this and free Tobias from his nightmare. Playa, Dex and Tobias must take out the Carnales Outposts in the Barrio District, then head to the Lopez Mansion and kill Angelo.
Rescue Arc - Luz:
Knowing that the device works, the Saints start entering other people's simulations to gather Districts for their new city.
Self Reflections:
Upon entering this Simulation, Playa is reverted to their default appearance from the first Saints Row. They must protect Dex's car as he chases after Angelo's Plane in the Airport District. After blowing up Angelo's Plane, Playa kills Dex, then snaps Luz out of her trance.
Los 3rd Street Carnales:
After reminding Luz of her alliance with Playa, the Simulation gets corrupted, and the Carnlaes start turning into the Saints. Playa and Luz now have to defend her Shoe Store in the Hotels & Marina District from the 3rd Street Saints.
My Own Worst Enemy:
Playa and Luz have returned to the past and are now being hunted down by Julius and Dex through the Downtown District. Kinzie sends King into the Simulation via his Penthouse to create a safe zone with friendly Vice Kings, with Aisha and Tanya to protect Playa and Luz once they get there.
Rescue Arc - Donnie:
Knowing that the device works, the Saints start entering other people's simulations to gather Districts for their new city.
Donnie In Distress:
Upon entering this Simulation, Playa is reverted to their default appearance from Saints Row 2. They must rescue Donnie from being chased down by Maero's Atlasbreaker in the Truck Yard, Chinatown and Stilwater University Districts.
Looting Spree:
After trying to toughen up Donnie in the Rounds Square Shopping Center Gym in the High End Retail District, Playa, Gat and Donnie suddenly realise that the whole Mall is under attack by the Brotherhood.
Showdown Part 2:
Maero once again challenges Playa and Donnie to a showdown in the Ultor Dome in the Arena District. The only way to escape the Simulation, is to defeat Maero.
Back To Basics Arc:
Now that New Stilwater is built, it's time to free all the other survivors and move in... If only it were that simple.
The Three Threats:
It would seem that Kinzie's device not only recreated the Districts, but also recreated the gangs that infested them. So Playa, Gat, and Kinzie now have to fight off a few waves of Los Carnales, 3rd Street Saints, and Brotherhood before the crew can move into their new HQ.
W.V.W. (Weapons, Vehicles, & Wardrobe):
Playa and Pierce set off on a musical adventure to buy a weapon, customize a vehicle, and update their wardrobe.
City Takeover Tutorial:
Shaundi gives Playa a list of tasks to complete on New Purgatory to take back the streets from the enemy gangs. A list that she definitely didn't "steal" from Pierce.
Los Carnales Recon Arc:
Tobias agrees to help with taking down Los Carnales.
To The Docks:
Tobias has been watching Los Carnales deliver their product to 3 Warehouses in the Docks & Warehouses District. Playa must burn down every single one.
Fishy Deals:
Tobias is struggling to find out where Los Carnales do their deals. So Kinzie uses a drone to discover that they have a freighter out at sea where they meet their clients. So Playa and Shaundi head out to "sink" their business.
Recall Notice:
Tobias decides he wants to help out the Carnales by selling their product, but he'll be keeping the cash for the Saints. Playa must hijack the Carnales Truck with their latest shipment.
3rd Street Saints Recon Arc:
Luz agrees to help with taking down the 3rd Street Saints.
Different Perspectives:
Kinzie has been keeping a close eye on the 3rd Street clones through traffic cameras and other surveillance methods. Playa ignores Kinzie's advice and decides to storm the Saints Outpost in Stilwater Boardwalk (Developers Offices)... It doesn't end well. Gat gets wounded, so Luz hijacks an Ambulance which Playa must defend until they reach the hospital.
Back To The Beginning:
Playa gets the chance to relive their initial encounter with the 3rd Street Saints, but this time, as an observer.
Saints Or Sinners?:
Not sure about 3rd Street's intentions, Playa and Luz hit the streets and try to provoke their past counterparts and gage their reactions.
Brotherhood Recon Arc:
Donnie agrees to help with taking down the Brotherhood.
Truck Destruction:
Now willingly aiding Playa, and not forced at gunpoint, the two take a tour of the Island and blow up as much Brotherhood property as possible.
Where's The "Wear" In Warehouse?:
As Rim Jobs is too small for the Brotherhood's trucks, Kinzie has discovered where the Brotherhood take their trucks for repairs. Playa and Pierce get rigged up for an explosive entrance.
Convoy Hijackers:
Donnie has a plan to keep better tabs on where the Brotherhood keep their stock. Playa, Pierce and Donnie must divert the next Brotherhood convoy, each of them must steal a truck, then drive them to Samson's where Kinzie will fit them all with trackers. Then the 3 of them must spread out and abandon the trucks for the Brotherhood to pick up.
The Standard Midgame Plot Twist Arc:
It wouldn't be a typical Saints Row game if some military-style task force didn't show up mid way through the campaign.
Surprise!:
While visiting Gat in the Downtown Hospital, the Masako attempt a surprise attack. Playa must push Gat's wheelchair through the Hospital while killing the Masako. They try to go for the main entrance, but end up having to go through the sewer tunnels.
To Deal, Or Not To Deal?:
Once making it back to HQ, a Masako agent greets them and makes them an offer. After refusing the offer, they attack New Purgatory. Playa, Shaundi, Pierce and King must wipe them all out.
Guess Who?:
The man behind the army is finally revealed... Not before declaring war on the entire city until the Saints are wiped out.
Los Carnales Takedown Arc:
Despite the streets being flooded with Masako, the Saints must press on with their business.
No "Victor" In Victory:
Tobias feels that taking out the main muscle first will severely hurt the Carnales, so Playa and Tobias hunt down Victor.
No Deal:
Kinzie has discovered that Hector is hiring a group of mercs to kill the Saints, but if he can't close the deal, they won't help him. Playa must destroy Hector's vehicle before he gets to the deal location.
Not Part Of The Plan:
Angelo is getting frustrated by this turn of events, but Maria gives him an idea that could get the Saints to back down. Shaundi has now been kidnapped by the Carnales and Playa needs to rescue her.
Notable Benefits: (?/?)
Luz recommends cutting off the Carnales' main financial income. So it's time for Playa and Tobias to make Manuel an offer.
Nowhere To Run:
Maria has been tipped off that Angelo used to sleep with her sister "Luz", and she is not happy about it. Realising he now has nothing left to lose, Angelo takes the fight directly to the Saints.
3rd Street Saints Takedown Arc:
Despite the streets being flooded with Masako, the Saints must press on with their business.
Quit While You Can:
During a 3rd Street meeting, Troy gets a call from an unknown number and steps out to take the call. Kinzie tells him to quit now, before they find out he's a cop. But Troy takes it as a bluff and sends a crew to try and kill Kinzie. Playa must rescue Kinzie then find Troy and convince him to join their crew.
A Second Chance:
Though there's no Rollerz in this reality, Lin's fate could still be in the bottom of the canal. It's up to Playa and Luz to change her mind and get her on the winning team.
Purple Threat Level:
Julius gets desperate and sends a crew towards New Purgatory. But their boats get intercepted by Gat and his crew as they were heading into the city. Playa must aid Gat in destroying all the 3rd Street boats before they get to New Purgatory.
Tactical Decision:
Dex can see that 3rd Street is sinking fast and decides to join Ultor... Again. Playa wants to kill him, but Gat tells them that it gets boring after the 50th time, and suggests keeping him as a trophy prisoner instead. So Playa and Luz need to track down Dex.
The End Of An Era:
Julius thinks that this is the end of the 3rd Street Saints, until it's made clear that he's been fighting his own creation the whole time.
Brotherhood Takedown Arc:
Despite the streets being flooded with Masako, the Saints must press on with their business.
Feed The Dogs:
As Donnie is now a member of the Saints, Matt is now the easiest target. And with no tattoo artist, Maero will not be in the best of moods. Playa doesn't even hesitate before setting this plan in motion.
Dave's Demo Derby:
Pierce has tickets to the Demo Derby in Stilwater U. And guess who's in the main event. Playa needs to get a vehicle rigged up for the Demo Derby so they can blow up Demolition Dave in style.
Seeing Red:
Maero decides that now is the time to reveal to the Saints that they have had Carlos in captivity the whole time. They show Carlos getting tied to the back of the Compensator, then tell the Saints that this is for fucking up their operations. Playa does not want to lose Carlos a second time, so they must rescue him in time.
Take The Hint: (?/?)
After the piece STAG did about Jessica last time, the Saints try to take a more "media friendly" approach to dealing with Jessica. Playa and Donnie must convince her to either join the Saints, or just leave the Brotherhood.
Showdown Part 3:
Maero just won't quit until he beats Playa in the Ultor Dome, so it's time for round three... But with a little extra surprise at the end of this one.
Three Way Standoff Arc:
After Maero's Atlasbreaker detonates, Playa wakes up to find the city in complete chaos.
The Debriefing:
So the man in Maero's Atlasbreaker was a decoy, and Maero is still out there. Kinzie tells Playa they have to get to Rounds Square Shopping Center where the Saints have barricaded all the entrances and exits.
Underground Life:
The Saints have turned the Mall into there new HQ, as the surface is no longer safe. Playa needs to talk to their Lieutenants and see what they can do to improve their morale.
Weak Points:
Carlos accidentally discovers a few tunnels in the back of a few stores. So Playa, Gat and King venture through them and destroy whatever's on the other side.
It's Our Time Now:
The Outposts that were destroyed thanks to the tunnels, have given the Saints a few well placed openings to divide and conquer. And after Playa's motivational speech, the Saints disperse into 3 factions and take back the city. Playa must help out each faction when they call for help.
Three Titans, One Shot: (K1/S1)
After a final clear out of any stragglers, Playa marches into The Pyramid, only to end up in a three-way standoff with Maero and Vogel. After they waste all but one bullet, which is in Playa's pistol, Maero and Vogel both make Playa an offer... But who's offer is enough to save their life?
Extras:
News Reports:
Once a mission is completed and added to the Mission Replay Menu, before loading the mission, Jane will introduce herself, the channel, and give a brief description of each mission before ending with "And now for the exclusive footage obtained from an anonymous source...".
Mission Replay:
All missions will be replayable, but the choices made during the first run will automatically be chosen when replaying the missions.
Lin Undercover:
Lin is the only Homie to have multiple outfit options. When calling her up, you can choose the colour of her Pants. The options are "Los Carnales Red, Vice Kings Yellow, Westside Rollerz Blue, Brotherhood Red, Ronin Yellow, and Sons Of Samedi Green" to reference the fact that she usually works undercover in one of the enemy gangs.
Phantom Death:
If left idle as a Homie for 124 seconds, Carlos will moan like a Zombie.
Mind Your Head:
Some of Aisha's Homie lines are a reference to/pun based on her own decapitation.
Merhman's Return:
Aboard the Pirate Ship in Stilwater Boardwalk, is a map of SR Stilwater. It shows a red "X" on the beach of Stoughton Shipyard. If Playa goes to this location and shoots the "X" printed into the sand, a pistol made of fish bones will pop out of the sand. Playa can pick it up and use it like a normal pistol. But they can also take it out to the small desert island far from the city, where a Pirate Ship is beached. If they board the ship and stand in front of the cabin door, they are given the option to place the pistol on the door, creating a door handle. Playa can then open the door and enter the cabin. They will find a chest full of gold coins. If looked at through the scope of the McManus, the gold coins have the Ultor Logo on them. Playa can take one of the coins, which will replace a Grenade Slot. After leaving the cabin, the Bone Pistol can be retrieved. Playa then needs to go to Poseidon's Palace, and throw the coin at the vault in the back. The door will be blasted open, then inside will be a golden key sitting in an open lock box. Playa can take the key, which will replace the Melee Slot. Playa then needs to go to The Pyramid and use the key to open the vault door labelled "Free Cake Inside". Behind the door is a bridge crossing over an abyss of nothingness, that leads into a big cylindrical room with a big prototype Mainframe computer in the centre. On one of the abandoned desks, is a newspaper. The newspaper has an article about a sighting of the Merhman walking out of the ocean into Harrowgate, then disappearing just before the turf war took place that began the Saints rise into power. After all of this, head back to the Desert Island with the Beached Ship and call SR Playa. If all the steps were done right, Merhman should swim to the island and be recruited as a Follower. The Follower icon will still be SR Playa. Calling SR Playa anywhere but this Island will just recruit SR Playa, but if you return to the island anytime after completing these steps and call him, Merhman will arrive.
Simulation Minigames:
Canonization:
It's back to the very beginning, where Playa's strength is tested by having to fight off 9 waves of 3rd Street Saints using only their fists, with a Boss Battle after every 3waves. Level 1 boss is Troy. Level 2 boss is Dex. Level 3 boss is the original Johnny Gat.
Return Of The Vice Queen:
Tanya is hosting a secret meeting with the Vice Kings. Lin is working undercover as her bodyguard and chauffeur. Playa must crash the meeting, then follow Tanya's Limo back to Anthony's Condo. Upon arrival, Playa and Lin will team up to enter the apartment, kill Big Tony, then capture Tanya.
Zombie Uprising The Third:
Playa's pirate party themed ship has been beached on a small desert island, and it didn't take long for the crew to turn to cannibalism. Playa must now kill 9 waves of Zombies, with a Boss Battle after every 3 waves. Level 1 boss is Zombie Lin. Level 2 boss is Zombie Carlos. Level 3 boss is Zombie Gat.
Prof. Genki's S.E.R.C.:
Playa must traverse the arena and kill any mascot they see, until they reach the final arena, where they'll face off against the one and only... Professor Genki.
Homie Conversations:
Gat & Kinzie:
Kinzie: So, the crash was totally a result of why you took longer to return through the portal, right?
Gat: Hey, God said he'd find us a new home. He didn't mention anything about crashing our ship.
Kinzie: I still can't believe that God and science actually coexist. I didn't think it was scientifically possible.
Gat: Oh, you just got popular with the online community.
Gat & Pierce:
Pierce: Hey, I got a tip that the Ronin are planning a comeback.
Gat: Yeah, Shaundi and I already took care it.
Pierce: Damn it! I'm the one who told Shaundi about it!
Gat: Yeah, so next time you see Shaundi, thank her for the tip.
Pierce: I hate both of you.
Gat & Shaundi:
Gat: It feels good to be back in the game. Killin' gangs, blowin' shit up... This is the life.
Shaundi: You missed "getting hospitalised" off that list.
Gat: Hey. Blood in, blood out.
Shaundi: (Sigh)... (Quietly) Good times.
Gat & King:
King: So you blew up my record company just to fake Aisha's death?
Gat: That's in the past man, let it go.
King: Then I guess you won't wanna know about Warren and Aisha...
Gat: I'll go back to Hell and torture that son of bitch myself.
King: Hey, "that's in the past man, let it go".
Gat & Aisha:
Gat: I'm glad we can get a chance to talk.
Aisha: Do you miss me?
Gat: Of course I do... But you have younger me to be with.
Aisha: I'm sorry it had to be this way.
Gat: Don't be, while in New Hades, I met this great demon girl named Jezebel.
Aisha: What?
Gat: Yeah, she's the Devil's daughter.
Aisha: Un-fuckin'-believable.
Gat & Tobias:
Tobias: You seen Laura anywhere?
Gat: She got arrested again.
Tobias: Oh right. I guess I gotta break her out of jail again.
Gat: Need a hand with that?
Tobias: You got the time?
Gat: Yeah.
Tobias: Then what is it?
Gat: Huh?
Tobias: The time man? Laura's late again. Have you seen her anywhere?
Gat: Man, how high are you right now?
Tobias: Those native plants are some serious shit, man.
Gat & Luz:
Gat: I gotta ask, what did you ever see in Angelo?
Luz: His money.
Gat: I knew it.
Gat & Donnie:
Donnie: Hey, that Venom of yours is quite impressive.
Gat: Thanks man.
Donnie: So, who's your mechanic?
Gat: Ah shit, here we go again.
Donnie: Because I bet I can offer you a better deal.
Gat: Better than Libby?
Donnie: Wait, she's a mechanic? I thought she was just a racer.
Gat: Well you thought wrong.
Donnie: Who does she work for?
Gat: I'm not telling you.
Donnie: Fine, I'll find out myself.
(After this conversation, keep Donnie as a follower, then go to Rim Jobs in the Ultor Dome Neighbourhood to recruit Libby. Once recruited, she'll be added to the Homies list in Playa's Phone.)
Gat & Tanya:
Tanya: I can't believe I've lost to the Saints 3 times now.
Gat: Then maybe you should learn from that and stop trying to fight us.
Tanya: Honey, if I'm not the one in control, I will always fight my way to the top.
Gat: Your funeral... Or make that, your "4th" funeral.
Gat & Maria:
Maria: Thanks for the tip about Angelo and Luz.
Gat: Don't mention it.
Gat & Manuel:
Gat: You stay away from Luz this time. She doesn't need your damn shoe store.
Manuel: Only if you can introduce me to that Shaundi girl. She looks like she knows how to have a good time.
Gat: (Laughs) Yeah, sure.
Manuel: Then we have a deal.
Gat: (Laughs) Oh wait... Shaundi's back to her original self now... Eh, fuck it.
Gat & Julius:
Julius: You know, I thought something wasn't right when you just disappeared from the Row without a trace.
Gat: But you chose to attack us anyway.
Julius: I don't recall us making the first move at all.
Gat: I... Shit... You may have a point.
Julius: I do have a point.
Gat & Troy:
Gat: We all knew.
Troy: Knew what?
Gat: That you were a cop.
Troy: Don't be absurd, I didn't blow my cover.
Gat: You didn't need to. Your moves in your canonization gave it away.
Troy: Then why'd Julius let me in?
Gat: He knew the cops would keep their distance to avoid blowing your cover.
Troy: Shit... A lot of things suddenly make sense.
Gat & Dex:
Dex: I'm surprised you're not killing me right now.
Gat: Yeah, that got old quick down in New Hades.
Dex: Uh... What?
Gat: While I was in Hell I got the chance to keep repeatedly killing the real you, again and again.
Dex: So, water under the bridge?
Gat: Not by a fuckin' long shot.
Gat & Lin:
Gat: Hey, can you believe some people thought we were related?
Lin: They did?
Gat: Yeah.
Lin: I hope not. Especially after that night in the Hapton Hotel, where we...
Gat: Yeah, I think they get the point.
Gat & SR Gat:
SR Gat: What happened to you man?
Gat: What are you talking about?
SR Gat: You sold out.
Gat: Hey, just cos I'm no longer rockin' the skunk hair, and cocky attitude, does not mean I sold out. It just means I grew up.
SR Gat: I'm talking about "Gangstas In Space".
Gat: Oh, yeah... That didn't really work out as well as I thought it would.
Gat & SR Playa:
Gat: Hey, remember blowin' up Kingdom Come Records?
SR Playa: ...
Gat: Or the time we dragged Stefan around town?
SR Playa: ...
Gat: What about shootin' Tanya out of the window?
SR Playa: ...
Gat: You gonna say somethin', or just be awkwardly silent the whole time?
SR Playa: That's what she said.
Gat: Wait, what?
Gat & Maero:
Maero: Are we even now?
Gat: What?
Maero: Both Jessica and Carlos are still alive this time around, so are we even?
Gat: If you don't count losing Matt, then sure.
Maero: Libby's just as good as Matt.
Gat: Wait, Libby does tattoos now?
Gat & Jessica:
Jessica: After Kinzie filled me in on what happened to me the first time, I'm surprised I'm still alive this time.
Gat: You think someone's gonna pay to do the same thing they already did in a previous game?
Jessica: Weren't there two boss battles with Maero in the Ultor Dome in this game?
Gat: Yeah, but that was a fun mission.
Gat & Carlos:
Gat: So you're the kid who broke the Boss outta jail?
Carlos: Yeah?
Gat: That's quite impressive, you definitely belong in the Saints.
Carlos: I got dragged around the docks on the back of a truck.
Gat: Hey, don't beat yourself up. Maero's a pretty tough guy. And we all get into trouble at some point.
Carlos: Yeah, my brother told me about what Big Tony did to your leg.
Gat: That asshole got what was comin' to him.
Gat & VC:
Gat: (Laughs)
VC: What's so funny, man?
Gat: You're "On Track" to becoming the person with the most deaths.
VC: Just stop, man.
Gat & Vogel:
Vogel: Kinzie filled me in on what happened in New Hades. I never thought we'd be on the same side.
Gat: We're on the same side right now.
Vogel: Good point.
Gat: You ever get the feeling we're just repeating the same shit over and over again?
Vogel: There's only so much you can do, before you've done it all.
Gat: Tell me about it.
Gat & Jane:
Jane: Jane Valderamma here, with an exclusive interview with the one and only Johnny Gat.
Gat: Thanks for having me.
Jane: So, with everything we've seen happen in your story... The people only want to know one thing... What exactly... Is canon?
Gat: Well, that's a long story... But I can tell you that Zinyak didn't actually manage to capture me on the plane. I fought him off, then actually landed in St...
Jane: And that's all the time we have folks. Tune in next time for more interviews with the legendary Saints Empire.
Gat & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Would you like a coupon?
Gat: Fuck off.
Gat & Libby:
Gat: You got my Venom fixed up yet?
Libby: You drove it into a gas station. It's not a case of just fixing it, I need to reorder a lot parts.
Gat: Hey, if Chicken Ned didn't want to get in a fight, then he wouldn't have gave me a worthless coupon.
Libby: You Saints are always picking fights with mascots.
Kinzie & Pierce:
Kinzie: I miss Oleg.
Pierce: Me too.
Kinzie: He was the only one who could challenge me intellectually.
Pierce: Same, if you count chess.
Kinzie: And he was great at role playing.
Pierce: Yeah, like when we went to comic-con dressed like... Oh, that's not what you meant at all.
Kinzie & Shaundi:
Kinzie: So how does it feel going back to your roots?
Shaundi: I gotta tell ya, I really missed this shit when I was in Steelport.
Kinzie: You do seem happier.
Shaundi: You should try going back to your roots.
Kinzie: FBI agent? Or BDSM slavegirl?
Shaundi: ... Nevermind.
Kinzie & King:
King: Finally, I can get my books out into a populated city.
Kinzie: A city that is based around the time you were viewed as a ruthless gang leader.
King: Oh man... I just can't catch a break.
Kinzie & Aisha:
Aisha: So, what do you do for the Saints?
Kinzie: I stay behind the scenes and deal with the technical jobs that they can't handle.
Aisha: Huh, would you be interested in helping me create a new album?
Kinzie: Sorry, I'm only good with hardcore gangsta rap.
Aisha: Well, maybe I'll give Matt Miller a call instead.
Kinzie: Alright, you win. I'll learn the ways of the pop musician.
Aisha: Oh shit, maybe this was a bad idea.
Kinzie & Tobias:
Tobias: You gotta try some of these native plants.
Kinzie: Sorry, I need to be fully focused at all times.
Tobias: I'm never focused, and look at me now.
Kinzie: You're not wearing a shirt.
Tobias: I'm not? I thought this was just a skin-tone tank-top.
Kinzie: Well, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do.
Kinzie & Luz:
Kinzie: I can help you with your shoe problem.
Luz: Excuse me?
Kinzie: Your shoes, they're out of trend again.
Luz: Like you would know anything about fashion?
Kinzie: I know that Stefan orders his stock from overseas and by the time it arrives, they're no longer in fashion, so he just lowers the price and sells them as "next season's new collection"?
Luz: He... What?
Kinzie: But I guess that's not relevant since I don't know anything about fashion.
Luz: That lying bastard.
Kinzie & Donnie:
Kinzie: Hey, thanks for helping me set up all the Zin tech in the old Church.
Donnie: Oh, it was nothing.
Kinzie: If I'd asked Johnny or Pierce to help, most of it would be broken by now.
Donnie: Sometimes it helps having more than one technical genius in the crew.
Kinzie: You mean there's someone other than me?
Donnie: You're joking, right?
Kinzie: About what?
Donnie: I was referring to myself.
Kinzie: Oh... You consider yourself a genius?
Donnie: You're not much of a people person, are you?
Kinzie & Tanya:
Tanya: Hey, can you resurrect Warren?
Kinzie: Why?
Tanya: I need someone to rule over.
Kinzie: "Rule over"?
Tanya: Yeah, I hate not being able to manipulate someone to do my bidding.
Kinzie: I'll be your slavegirl.
Tanya: Woah, that's not what I meant at all.
Kinzie: Oh.
Tanya: But an offer's an offer.
Kinzie & Maria:
Kinzie: I like your shoes.
Maria: Oh no, Shaundi warned me about your "sister" fixation.
Kinzie: Come on? Me, you, Asha, and Viola? We'll have a sleep over in New Hades? We can braid each other's hair? Or kill a few demons?
Maria: Sorry, but I already have a sister. And we do not get along.
Kinzie: Your loss.
Kinzie & Manuel:
Kinzie: Why are you looking at me like that?
Manuel: You look like a kinky librarian.
Kinzie: Why do people keep saying that?
Manuel: Perhaps we can retire to the Lopez Mansion and... "Get acquainted"?
Kinzie: What do you take me for?
Manuel: I hear Angelo has a BDSM dungeon in the basement.
Kinzie: My safeword is "Teacup".
Kinzie & Julius:
Julius: So, are you Lin's current replacement?
Kinzie: No. I don't think the Saints ever did replace Lin.
Julius: So how did you gather intel about your enemies without having someone on the inside?
Kinzie: I can track any individual through my cell phone.
Julius: What? You're enemies just text you their location when you ask?
Kinzie: (Sigh) Fucking boomers.
Kinzie & Troy:
Troy: FBI huh?
Kinzie: Ex-FBI actually.
Troy: Right, I hear ya.
Kinzie: I'm serious.
Troy: (Scoffs) Sure you are.
Kinzie: Look, just because you're an undercover cop, that doesn't mean that I'm still in the FBI.
Troy: If there's one thing I know about living an undercover life... It's that you never stop.
Kinzie: ... Just don't blow my cover, Troy "Johnson".
Troy: Ok, you've made your point.
Kinzie & Dex:
Kinzie: Given a second chance to live a different life, but ends up reliving the same events.
Dex: What are you talking about?
Kinzie: In both realities, you stuck with 3rd Street until things got rough, then immediately joined Ultor.
Dex: But now I'm back with the Saints.
Kinzie: Well, I can't compare your two lives after Ultor, because there's no record of you after that.
Dex: Yeah, I'm sure there's a logical explanation for that.
Kinzie: I did find something about you getting assassinated by an Ultor Agent...
Dex: Oh hey, I think the Boss needs our help. Let's finish this conversation later.
Kinzie & Lin:
Lin: What's with all those posters of me in your office?
Kinzie: Well, this is awkward.
Kinzie & SR Gat:
Kinzie: It's amazing how different you are from the Gat I know.
SR Gat: What's so different? We both enjoy murder, we both drive the same car... We even still like the same girl...
Kinzie: Huh... I guess it's just the hair that makes you seem so different.
Kinzie & SR Playa:
SR Playa: Hey, you wanna go to the fairground? I hear the "Teacups" are amazing.
Kinzie: So is that the reason you stay quiet all the time, so can wait for the perfect moment to release a cheesy one-liner?
SR Playa: ...
Kinzie: Of course.
Kinzie & Maero:
Kinzie: What made you think the Boss would die from a monster truck explosion?
Maero: You're a woman of science, do the math.
Kinzie: Yeah, but there's no calculating logical results when it comes to the Boss. They survived a boat explosion.
Maero: Well, you do have point there.
Kinzie & Jessica:
Jessica: What made you want to join a gang?
Kinzie: Revenge against the asshole that got me kicked out of the FBI.
Jessica: Wow, I just wanted to help my boyfriend count the cash.
Kinzie: Yeah, and look where that got you. Locked in your trunk and crushed by your boyfriend's truck.
Jessica: A little harsh, but I see your point.
Kinzie & Carlos:
Carlos: Can that device resurrect anyone?
Kinzie: As long as they exist as a memory in someone's mind. Who did you have in mind?
Carlos: My brother, he was my inspiration for joining the Saints in the first place.
Kinzie: Can you give me a quick description, so I know who I'm looking for in your mind?
Carlos: He wore a purple T-Shirt, with cargo shorts.
Kinzie: You just described almost every male member of the Saints.
Carlos: Oh, he's Mexican, like me.
Kinzie: No shit. I'll search for him by name.
Carlos: He goes by Jose.
Kinzie: (Moans) This is gonna be a long night.
Kinzie & VC:
VC: You're pretty smart, right?
Kinzie: I would say very smart, but yes.
VC: Then maybe you can tell me... How can Stefan be ordering his stock from overseas, if we're the only city on this planet?
Kinzie: Look, we all make mistakes sometimes, just let this one go.
Kinzie & Vogel:
Vogel: So, did I have cool wings like you and Johnny?
Kinzie: No, but you did own a big tower.
Vogel: So... I was as successful in Hell as I was in Stilwater?
Kinzie: More so, because you had us on your side, rather than against you.
Vogel: Kinda like right now then?
Kinzie: Actually, in Hell you were more of a mentor to us. Now your just a standard ally.
Vogel: Still, at least I'm still alive this time.
Kinzie: Yeah, but in Hell, you were a total badass.
Kinzie & Jane:
Jane: Jane Valderamma here, interviewing Kinzie Kensington.
Kinzie: Hi Jane.
Jane: So, Miss Kensington? A lot of rumours have been going around that you actually like wearing hoop skirts... Is this tr...
Kinzie: This interview is over.
Jane: Well... That was not a "no"... So I'll leave the speculations up to you at home. Tune in next time for another exclusive interview with the Saints Empire.
Kinzie & Chcken Ned:
Ned: Can I interest you in a coupon?
Kinzie: Is it for Apollo's?
Ned: Lik-A-Chik.
Kinzie: No thanks.
Kinzie & Libby:
Libby: Hey, I like the kinky librarian look, it really suits you.
Kinzie: Thanks, but I really don't consider that description to be accurate.
Libby: Wanna hook up?
Kinzie: Uh... No one's really asked me that before.
Libby: I find that hard to believe.
Kinzie: I don't think you realise what you're getting into here.
Libby: I know what you're into, and the offer still stands.
Kinzie: "Teacup".
Libby: I'll just take that as a "yes".
Pierce & Shaundi:
Pierce: Hey, I got a tip about the Sons Of Samedi.
Shaundi: Oh yeah? What is it?
Pierce: They've got new farm up and running in Pleasant View.
Shaundi: Thanks, I've just texted that to Gat.
Pierce: What?
Shaundi: Thanks for the tip.
Pierce: Are you fuckin' kidding me?
Shaundi: Hey gave me a thumbs up.
Pierce: I really gotta stop givin' away my tips like that.
Pierce & King:
Pierce: So, did you get that fan-script I sent you?
King: Oh, that was yours? Uh... Yeah. It was great.
Pierce: I knew you'd like it... Wait... Why did you...? Damn it! Shaundi told you that she wrote it, didn't she.
King: Does she do this kind of thing quite often?
Pierce: Man, I miss Steelport Shaundi.
Pierce & Aisha:
Pierce & Tobias:
Pierce & Luz:
Pierce & Donnie:
Pierce & Tanya:
Pierce & Maria:
Pierce & Manuel:
Pierce & Julius:
Pierce & Troy:
Pierce & Dex:
Pierce & Lin
Pierce & SR Gat:
Pierce & SR Playa:
Pierce & Maero:
Pierce & Jessica:
Pierce & Carlos:
Pierce & VC:
Pierce & Vogel:
Pierce & Jane:
Pierce & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Hey, you look like a man who enjoys fried chicken...
Pierce: The fuck's that supposed to mean?
Ned: No, I didn't mean it like that... It's a marketing tactic, I swear.
Pierce: You just keep walking.
Pierce & Libby:
Shaundi & King:
Shaundi & Aisha:
Shaundi & Tobias:
Shaundi & Luz:
Shaundi & Donnie:
Shaundi & Tanya:
Shaundi & Maria:
Shaundi & Manuel:
Shaundi & Julius:
Shaundi & Troy:
Shaundi & Dex:
Shaundi & Lin
Shaundi & SR Gat:
Shaundi & SR Playa:
Shaundi & Maero:
Shaundi & Jessica:
Shaundi & Carlos:
Shaundi & VC:
Shaundi & Vogel:
Shaundi & Jane:
Shaundi & Chicken Ned:
Shaundi: Man, I got the munchies.
Ned: Jackpot!
Shaundi: I could really go for a Kabob and a Hot Gyro.
Ned: Are you sure you wouldn't prefer some fried chickin?
Shaundi: Pass.
Ned: Fuck me.
Shaundi: Now that, I'll do.
Shaundi & Libby:
King & Aisha:
King & Tobias:
King & Luz:
King & Donnie:
King & Tanya:
King & Maria:
King & Manuel:
King & Julius:
King & Troy:
King & Dex:
King & Lin
King & SR Gat:
King & SR Playa:
King & Maero:
King & Jessica:
King & Carlos:
King & VC:
King & Vogel:
King & Jane:
King & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Uh, excuse me sir, can I interest you in a coupon for Lik-A-Chik?
King: I don't eat that fast food shit. I live in a penthouse, man.
Ned: Well lucky you. I live in an apartment between two bowling alleys.
King: In which District?
Ned: The Projects... Oh great, I don't even have an apartment now!
King: That sucks man.
Ned: So, do you want a coupon now?
King: No.
King & Libby:
Aisha & Tobias:
Aisha & Luz:
Aisha & Donnie:
Aisha & Tanya:
Aisha & Maria:
Aisha & Manuel:
Aisha & Julius:
Aisha & Troy:
Aisha & Dex:
Aisha & Lin
Aisha & SR Gat:
Aisha & SR Playa:
Aisha & Maero:
Aisha & Jessica:
Aisha & Carlos:
Aisha & VC:
Aisha & Vogel:
Aisha & Jane:
Aisha & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Would you like a coupon for 10% off fried chicken at Lik-A-Chik?
Aisha: Oh, Johnny loves fried chicken, I'll take one.
Ned: Yes! I get to have some peanut butter on my bread tonight.
Aisha: Oh wait, did you say "Lik-A-Chik"?
Ned: Yeah?
Aisha: Sorry, Johnny only eats at Freckle Bitch's.
Ned: Damn you, Betty!
Aisha & Libby:
Tobias & Luz:
Tobias & Donnie:
Tobias & Tanya:
Tobias & Maria:
Tobias & Manuel:
Tobias & Julius:
Tobias & Troy:
Tobias & Dex:
Tobias & Lin
Tobias & SR Gat:
Tobias & SR Playa:
Tobias & Maero:
Tobias & Jessica:
Tobias & Carlos:
Tobias & VC:
Tobias & Vogel:
Tobias & Jane:
Tobias & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Hi there valued customer. Can I interest you in a coupon?
Tobias: Is it edable?
Ned: No, but you can use it to buy fried chicken, which is edable.
Tobias: If I can't eat it now, I'm not interested.
Ned: (Sigh)
Tobias & Libby:
Luz & Donnie:
Luz & Tanya:
Luz & Maria:
Luz & Manuel:
Luz & Julius:
Luz & Troy:
Luz & Dex:
Luz & Lin
Luz & SR Gat:
Luz & SR Playa:
Luz & Maero:
Luz & Jessica:
Luz & Carlos:
Luz & VC:
Luz & Vogel:
Luz & Jane:
Luz & Chicken Ned:
Ned: I'd ask if you want a coupon, but I don't think you need it.
Luz: Are you calling me fat?
Ned: Oh, fuck.
Luz: I knew Angelo was lying.
Ned: No, I just meant that you don't look like the type of person who eats fast food. So the coupon would be worthless to you.
Luz: So you're saying I'm too thin?
Ned: What did I do in a past life to deserve this?
Luz & Libby:
Donnie & Tanya:
Donnie & Maria:
Donnie & Manuel:
Donnie & Julius:
Donnie & Troy:
Donnie & Dex:
Donnie & Lin
Donnie & SR Gat:
Donnie & SR Playa:
Donnie & Maero:
Donnie & Jessica:
Donnie & Carlos:
Donnie & VC:
Donnie & Vogel:
Donnie & Jane:
Donnie & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Hi. Sorry to bother you, but...
Donnie: Hey, that's what I'm here for.
Ned: What?
Donnie: I mean, just look at your ride. That's no way to advertise. You leave that chicken carcass with me, and I'll turn it into a chick magnet.
Ned: It's not mine, it's the company's...
Donnie: Yeah, and just think about how proud they'll be when you've gave away all the coupons you can carry.
Ned: That would be nice.
Donnie: Great, so we have a deal?
Ned: I'll need to take out another loan, but yeah.
Donnie: Great. But I'll need the cash up front.
Ned: Vinnie's gonna break my legs for sure now.
Donnie & Libby:
Tanya & Maria:
Tanya & Manuel:
Tanya & Julius:
Tanya & Troy:
Tanya & Dex:
Tanya & Lin
Tanya & SR Gat:
Tanya & SR Playa:
Tanya & Maero:
Tanya & Jessica:
Tanya & Carlos:
Tanya & VC:
Tanya & Vogel:
Tanya & Jane:
Tanya & Chicken Ned:
Tanya: Had a rough week?
Ned: I can't even give away one coupon.
Tanya: Come to my new brothel. One of my girls will give you what you need.
Ned: A new house, real food, and a sense of worth?
Tanya: Oh damn, you need the premium experience.
Tanya & Libby:
Maria & Manuel:
Maria & Julius:
Maria & Troy:
Maria & Dex:
Maria & Lin
Maria & SR Gat:
Maria & SR Playa:
Maria & Maero:
Maria & Jessica:
Maria & Carlos:
Maria & VC:
Maria & Vogel:
Maria & Jane:
Maria & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Hi, are you hungry? I've got coupons good for 10% off on fried chick...
Maria: Luz sent you, didn't she?
Ned: Uh...
Maria: Just because she's insecure about her figure, she has to bring me down with her.
Ned: How do I keep finding you people?
Maria: "You people"?
Ned: That's not what I meant!
Maria & Libby:
Manuel & Julius:
Manuel & Troy:
Manuel & Dex:
Manuel & Lin
Manuel & SR Gat:
Manuel & SR Playa:
Manuel & Maero:
Manuel & Jessica:
Manuel & Carlos:
Manuel & VC:
Manuel & Vogel:
Manuel & Jane:
Manuel & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Can I interest you in a coupon for fried chicken?
Manuel: Victor was the one who liked fried chicken.
Ned: Great, where is he?
Manuel: By now, he's probably 6 feet under.
Ned: (Frustrated groan)
Manuel & Libby:
Julius & Troy:
Julius & Dex:
Julius & Lin
Julius & SR Gat:
Julius & SR Playa:
Julius & Maero:
Julius & Jessica:
Julius & Carlos:
Julius & VC:
Julius & Vogel:
Julius & Jane:
Julius & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Hi, are you...
Julius: I'm sure I've seen you before.
Ned: I mean, I'm a giant chicken. I'm sure you'd know if you did.
Julius: Oh that's right. You're photo's on the wall in Wong's tea house.
Ned: Well, it was nice meeting you, but I've gotta get out of town now.
Julius & Libby:
Troy & Dex:
Troy & Lin
Troy & SR Gat:
Troy & SR Playa:
Troy & Maero:
Troy & Jessica:
Troy & Carlos:
Troy & VC:
Troy & Vogel:
Troy & Jane:
Troy & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Hi, would you like a coupon that's good for 10% off any fried chicken in Lik-A-Chik?
Troy: Is that "boneless or on the bone"?
Ned: Oh, thank god. Do you know how many people I've had to ask that question now?
Troy: Just give me the intel, I don't have much time.
Ned: You're being reassigned to infiltrate the Brotherhood.
Troy: What? No, fuck that. Who's taking this assignment?
Ned: I don't know. They only tell me what I need to know.
Troy: Tell them I'm in too deep. Backing out is not an option.
Ned: You know they don't pay me extra for this, right?
Troy: Just get outta here before someone sees us. No one ever talks this long to a mascot.
Ned: Tell me about it.
Troy & Libby:
Dex & Lin:
Dex & SR Gat:
Dex & SR Playa:
Dex & Maero:
Dex & Jessica:
Dex & Carlos:
Dex & VC:
Dex & Vogel:
Dex & Jane:
Dex & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Hi, would you be interested by a coupon for Lik-A-Chik?
Dex: There's a Freckle Bitch's just down the road from the church, why would I need to go half way across town for something not even half as good?
Ned: Well, you got me there.
Dex & Libby:
Lin & SR Gat:
Lin & SR Playa:
Lin & Maero:
Maero: Hey, you used to run with the Rollerz, right?
Lin: I guess you could say that.
Maero: You can handle a tuner, but a truck is way more impressive.
Lin: You think I can't handle a truck just because I'm a street racer? You underestimate me.
Maero: Well then, the Brotherhood is making a big comeback, how'd you like to get in on the ground floor?
Lin: (Subtle cough) I'm in.
Lin & Jessica:
Lin & Carlos:
Lin & VC:
VC: Were you followed?
Lin: No.
VC: Good. We just got a new shipment in this morning. But I'm worried that the Saints might fuck up our deals.
Lin: I'll get the product to your dealers.
VC: And what about the Saints?
Lin: Don't worry, I can handle myself.
Lin & Vogel:
Lin & Jane:
Lin & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Hi... Wait, didn't I already ask you about a coupon?
Lin: No.
Ned: Yeah, but you were wearing different coloured pants.
Lin: Uh...
Ned: And you were with another gang.
Lin: Shut up.
Ned: Yeah, you were with the...
Lin: Shut up, before I stuff those coupons down your throat.
Ned: Oh, are you undercover?
Lin: Great, I hope no one heard that, otherwise I'm ending up in the bottom of the lake... Again.
Ned: I'm gonna go now.
Lin & Libby:
Libby: You all set for the big race this weekend?
Lin: Which gang am I racing for again?
Libby: Uh, I think this week it's the Ronin.
Lin: Shit, my car's still Los Carnales red. I'll have to visit Donnie's tomorrow.
Libby: You know I can respray it for a cheaper price, right?
Lin: Yeah, but he's my boyfriend. It would upset him if I had work done at another garage.
Libby: (Sigh) I'll allow it, on one condition...
Lin: No.
Libby: If you don't agree to it, I'll tell Donnie you got your Rims replaced at Semi Broken.
Lin: Fine.
Libby: Yes! My place, tomorrow night, bring Champaign.
SR Gat & SR Playa:
SR Gat & Maero:
SR Gat & Jessica:
SR Gat & Carlos:
SR Gat & VC:
SR Gat & Vogel:
SR Gat & Jane:
SR Gat & Chicken Ned:
SR Gat: Hey, you sold future me a bad coupon.
Ned: Uh oh.
SR Gat & Libby:
SR Playa & Maero:
SR Playa & Jessica:
SR Playa & Carlos:
SR Playa & VC:
SR Playa & Vogel:
SR Playa & Jane:
SR Playa & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Hi, would you like a coupon?
SR Playa: ...
Ned: Well...?
SR Playa: ...
Ned: Come on man, help a guy out?
SR Playa: Where's the guy? All I see is a big chicken.
Ned: (Sigh) I hate my life.
SR Playa & Libby:
Maero & Jessica:
Maero & Carlos:
Maero & VC:
Maero & Vogel:
Maero & Jane:
Maero & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Hi, would you like a coupon for fried chicken?
Maero: Look at me. Do I look like I sculpted my body by eating fast food?
Ned: No.
Maero: Exactly.
Ned: I'll just move along now.
Maero & Libby:
Jessica & Carlos:
Jessica & VC:
Jessica & Vogel:
Jessica & Jane:
Jessica & Chicken Ned:
Ned: Can I interest you in a coupon for fried chicken?
Jessica: I would, but Maero would kill me if he found out.
Ned: Maero!? Just forget you ever saw me.
Jessica & Libby:
Carlos & VC:
Carlos & Vogel:
Carlos & Jane:
Carlos & Chicken Ned:
Carlos: You still owe me money for that "favour" I did for you.
Ned: Oh man. Just take my car. I can't afford to pay you and Vinnie.
Carlos: I can't.
Ned: Did Vinnie already take it?
Carlos: No, I already cubed it.
Ned: Well, I'm fucked.
Carlos & Libby:
VC & Vogel:
VC & Jane:
VC & Chicken Ned:
Ned: You gotta take a coupon man, I haven't eaten anything other than stale bread for the last two days.
VC: These are expired man.
Ned: Oh great. What am I supposed to do now?
VC: I could buy them off you?
Ned: What are you gonna do with 500 expired coupons?
VC: Hey man, paper's paper.
VC & Libby:
Vogel & Jane:
Vogel & Chicken Ned:
Vogel & Libby:
Jane & Chicken Ned:
Jane & Libby:
Chicken Ned & Libby:
Homie Idle Lines:
Kinzie Kensington:
"Good thing I brought my laptop."
"You know you're just wasting electricity, right?"
"I could be at home on my computer right now, but oh no. Someone just had to call me up for this."
"The fact that you sit there and wait for these idle lines, means even I have more of a life than you."
Johnny Gat:
"Sometimes it's nice to just stand around and relax... But not this time."
"Are we gonna do something soon?"
"Did you die? I hope not."
"I'd make a comment about spending time with Jezebel, instead of being here... But as an NPC with limited abilities, for all I know, she's stood right next to me."
Pierce Washington:
"This is a joke, right?"
"Am I just here for your entertainment or somethin'?"
"I guess we're not doing crowd control."
"Is it weird that I wanna wear the Aisha outfit again?"
Shaundi:
"(Sigh) I missed this."
"At least I don't have to deal with the Sons Of Samedi right now."
"I still have that dating show, right?"
"I wonder if Tobias still has some of those native plants?"
Benjamin King:
"This gives me the idea for another book."
"I hope I don't run into Warren again."
"Tanya needs to learn when to quit."
"I can't believe I've got my penthouse back."
Aisha:
"(Sings line from "Bounce Like My Checks")"
"(Sings line from "Leave The Ho")"
"(Sings line from "Don't Fuck Me Like I'm Your Wife")"
"All this standing around is giving me sharp pains in my neck."
Tobias:
"Let's go already!"
"Looks like I got time for another bowl."
"I see a bright light... Oh... It's just a cloud of smoke."
"That Zin stuff was some weak shit."
Luz Avalos:
"At least I'm not working in that damn shoe store."
"He loses me, so he moves straight onto my sister... I am so done with men."
"The Sons Of Samedi will never be as good as Los Carnales."
"Hector always thought he was in control, but Angelo had his own agenda."
Donnie:
"I wonder why Libby is always so friendly to Lin?"
"In case you forgot, I now have a chain of Garages to run?"
"Maero was definitely the worst boss I ever had."
"I'll always miss Price, but his uncle... Not so much."
Tanya Winters:
"I miss the days where I had everyone under my spell, I basically ran Stilwater... And no one even knew it."
"(Sigh) I have a brothel to run... Oh wait... That was in Prawn Court... Fuck!"
"King's right. If we found the Boss first, Stilwater would be ours... Although... I guess it still is now that we're on their side."
"I hope Stefan saved the good shoes for me."
Maria Avalos:
"After what happened with Luz, I am not accepting Manuel's offer."
"Angelo was hopeless after Hector died. He has no idea how to run a gang."
"Aisha had a sister, Aisha died... Kiki had a sister, Kiki died... I have a sister... Oh shit!"
"You really expected me to have this many voice lines? I'm a minor character... I'm surprised I got three."
Manuel Orejuela:
"So many beautiful women in the Saints."
"Hector had no control over his crew."
"I wonder if Luz will take me back."
"Victor could have finished off the Saints, if only Hector had allowed him to."
Julius Little:
"I try to kill you, you survive. You kill me, I get resurrected... I guess that makes us even."
"Is it not our time now? Should we not be getting this shit started?"
"At least when I ran the Saints, it was to end gang violence... You just wanted to control the whole city."
"I don't think there's anything left for me to say at this point."
Troy Bradshaw:
"We done here? I'm jonesin' for a fun bag."
"I can't believe you let Julius keep control of the Row, do you really trust him that much?"
"Aren't you worried about the cops showin' up?"
"It's too quiet right now, I don't like it."
Dexter "Dex" Jackson:
"Johnny sure has changed since he left the Row."
"Since this is a new timeline, can we just forget about what happened to the other me?"
"At least I don't have to babysit Johnny anymore."
"You should have listened to Pierce's plan. The heist would've went a lot smoother."
Lin:
The name of the gang will change depending on the colour of her pants.
"Hey, do you really want the (Rollerz) to spot us together?"
"If you don't need me, I've got meeting with the (Rollerz) to get to."
"I don't have time for this."
"How can I be working undercover, if I'm standing around with you all day?"
SR Johnny Gat:
"Can we kill someone already?"
"If you don't mind, I got shit to blow up elsewhere right now."
"Hey man, the pussy calls."
"Something better happen soon, or I'm outta here."
SR Playa:
"Yo, can we speed this shit up? I wanna go to Freckle Bitch's."
Maero:
"At least this time I've still got Jessica."
"Usually the third time's the charm."
"Don't even think about putting nuclear waste in Libby's ink supply."
"At least Lin seems trustworthy enough to be in my crew."
Jessica Parish:
"Thanks for not destroying my car this time... Oh and for not getting me killed."
"Do you think Donnie will still do work on my car?"
"You got some cash you want me to count?"
"I'll be honest, I've never really fired a gun before."
Carlos Mendoza:
"So, do you want me to keep an eye on Maero?"
"I can do more to help this time."
"You don't have to keep me away from the action, you know?"
"(Zombie moans)"
DJ Veteran Child:
"Shaundi has really mellowed out since the Zin were dealt with. She didn't even complain when I held her hostage again."
"Thanks for letting me keep my radio station this time, that Ultor FM shit was not cool."
"You think Tobias will sell me some of those plants?"
"Hey you haven't moved in a while... Are you feeling ok?"
Dane Vogel:
"So, dead or alive, I run a successful business... Until the Saints show up."
"I really should respond to Anna, I have some pictures I'd like to show her audience."
"I can't wait for this year's yacht party... It'll be a "blast"."
"Jamie, cancel my appointments for the rest of the day. It looks like I'm going to be here for a while."
Jane Valderamma:
"This just in... Nothing... Absolutely nothing is happening right now."
"Jane V here, hoping that I'll have something interesting to report, very soon."
"The more time I spend here, the more Zach Johnson gets the chance to report the real news."
"My phone is dying, I guess there's nothing here to record anyway."
Chicken Ned:
"Lik-A-Chik... Oh... Nah, I still don't get it."
"Will somebody please take a coupon? They won't pay me if I don't sell any."
"You're not going to kill me like you killed the Hotdog guy, are you?"
"It's not like I'm needed down at the restaurant anyway."
Libby:
"I swear, if I have to fix Johnny's car one more time..."
"I'm sure Donnie wouldn't mind if I hooked up with Lin."
"I know we're not in a race, but... Come on?"
"Dane Vogel wishes he was as rich as me."
Zombie Lin:
"(Zombie moans)"
"(More zombie moans)"
"(Even more zombie moans)"
"Did you hear that asshole Donnie? He said I was his girl."
Zombie Carlos:
"(Zombie moans)"
"(More zombie moans)"
"(Even more zombie moans)"
"Hey we walked away from the crash, that's good enough for me. So whadda we do now?"
Zombie Gat:
"(Zombie moans)"
"(More zombie moans)"
"(Even more zombie moans)"
"Right on, I'll see you in Stil..."
Professor Genki:
"Murder time, fun time!"
"Genki's getting bored."
"Genki's getting mad!"
"Genki's getting his gun ready." (Genki will turn on Playa, and won't stop attacking until one of them is dead.)
More info to follow...
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