Not posting this for any particular reason, other than I want to have a fanscript that I actually post online and don't just keep it to myself, then delete it when I get bored.
(It may not seem like much at the start, but I am typing this up before and after shifts, so it may take some time)
Basics:
City:
Stonefalls
Gangs/Factions:
The 3rd Street Saints
The Knight Clubbers
The Retro-Ville Society
Las Bandidas
Project 212
Stonefalls Districts:
Saints Row:
3rd Street Compound - An old village that Albert Fracker renovated as a housing estate for his workers. Once taken over by the Saints, they use the abandoned village Church as their Planning Room & Watchtower. Each member of the Saints claims a house of their own within the village.
Crossbow Intl. - An entirely man-made island connected to Saints Row, used primarily as the city's main Airport.
Stonefalls Lake - In the centre of Saints Row is a circular lake with a small island in the centre, making the Saints Row island look like an eye.
Albert Fracker's Woodland Shopping Mall - Once a peaceful woodland, home to lots of wildlife... Then turned into a tourist trap with no regards for safety laws... And is now abandoned... Well if you don't count all the returning wildlife who have claimed this abandoned mall as their new home.
Stonefalls Welcome Bridge - A ridiculously oversized bridge to welcome tourists into the centre of Downtown Stonefalls.
Downtown:
Sunrise Apartments - Downtown's main housing, mostly consisting of apartment buildings, ranging from short to tall. With the welcome bridge columns even being converted into apartment buildings. The bridge itself does not interfere with Sunrise Apartments as it towers way above the neighbourhood.
The Waves - A mess of skyscrapers and office towers, but if looked at from the right angle, the skyline creates a wave pattern from one side of the neighbourhood to the other. As the skyscrapers & towers were built first, the new highway system actually cuts through some of the buildings, so they've been redesigned to include tunnels for the highway to run through.
Stonefalls Square - Just think of the "Back To The Future" reference in SRIV. The clocktower & courtyard from 1950s Steelport. With the Clocktower being on the North side of the Neighbourhood.
Stonefalls Falls - The only non-manmade part of Downtown and the origin of the city's name. A giant mountain overlooking Downtown. With the Waterfall being directly behind Stonefalls Square. The mountain slopes down on either side with roads leading into the islands on either side. The Waterfall is surrounded by two rocky outcroppings that slope down into The Waves and have natural Archways allowing boats to pass under the rocky slopes and under the Waterfall. Hidden behind the Waterfall is Project 212's secret lair.
No Entry:
Clubbers Compound - What was once Stonefalls' main docks and warehouses, is now the Knight Clubbers main hideout and testing ground for new cybernetic upgrades. And in true renaissance fashion, the whole compound is surrounded by an old fashioned castle wall with guard towers. The Knight Clubbers' primary hideout is the 3 banks of Shipping Containers which have been hollowed out and turned into a Testing Lab, Planning Room, and Lounge.
The Round Courtyard - This was once Stonefalls' outdoor museum complex, but is now home to the Knights of the Round Courtyard. Who have turned the whole neighbourhood into their outdoor re-enactment theatre... But the weapons they use on their "actors" are far from fake.
Crater Complex - It's unconfirmed how this crater was created, but it has been made into an example of how "working your way to the top"... May not always be the best way to go. The rich people with penthouses, live in the bottom of the crater, while the poor people with shanties live at the top of the crater... And everything in between.
The Stacks - Again, this is just another call-back to a previous Saints Row, in this case, "GOOH". Specifically "Shantytown".
The Disco Ball - If you ever want to go clubbing, but you're not sure which club to go to, don't worry. This Neighbourhood contains every kind of club you could ever think of. Including those of a more "devious" nature.
Retro-Ville:
RVS Compound - One of the few forests left standing in Stonefalls, with only an old fashioned Cathedral perched on the edge of the cliff overlooking the Statue Of J. Crossbow. This cathedral is a front for Nedward Flanderson's cult.
Diner Row - Home to many 1950s styled Diners, including a brand new Diner in name and ownership of Dynah Flanderson, "Dynah's Diner".
Truman Drive - I mean, you have to know what this is a reference to... Right? Just a 1950s style suburban housing estate that gives off the vibe that you're being watched and monitored at all times.
Twinless Pine Mall - Again, if I need to explain this one, then you clearly are in the wrong place. A Mall that pays homage to the Twin Pines Mall from BTTF.
Objective Beach - A beach, but in classic 1950's style. Decorations, outfits, music, all designed to give off that classic 1950's vibe. (The name is a reference to Saints Row's "Mission Beach")
Paradise Island:
Las Bandidas Compound - Even under gang control, these beachside holiday Hotels & Condos are kept in top condition, as Las Bandidas like to keep their stolen possessions in the most pristine condition.
Hiester's Dream Casino Strip - From high-class casinos, to back alley con artists, this neighbourhood has it all. And if you're daring enough, you can rob them all.
Una Bandida Armada Casino - The big iconic Casino that gives this island it's name. It also serves as Cattlin's main HQ.
Sunova Beach - Pun intended. This beach is a real "son of a" beach... No, that's not right... You can really see the "sun over" this beach... Well either way, it's the perfect beach for a summer vacation, or spring break.
Mini Mexico Food Court - A restaurant to kill every level of taste bud. Also home to "Terry's Tacos"... Yes, that's a thing in this city.
Stonefalls Armory:
Project 212 Compound - Because what Saints Row game would be complete without a private military with their own compound and hidden agendas?
Statue of Johnerthon Crossbow Town Founder - This is the statue of the town's founder... Johnerthon Crossbow... And his Crossbow is aimed directly at the centre of Crater Complex... I wonder if there's a correlation there?
The Armory - Warehouses & Bunkers that are stocked full of weapons, both standard and experimental... Let's just hope they don't end up in the wrong hands... Wait... This is a Saints Row game!?... Well... We're dead.
Concept Art:
Gangs/Factions:
The 3rd Street Saints: (Purple)
Nadir Zenith - The leader. Once the best mechanic in the city, until she crossed the Retro-Ville Society, who tried to kill her in an explosion. She survived, but lost both her arms. She became very skilled with her feet instead and has since built herself a pair of robotic arms to quadruple her productivity. But to scared to return to the main city, she has found residence in Saints Row. And is nicknamed, "Monkey Wrench" for her mechanic skills and for her monkey like agility.
Adam - The Decoy. Former leader of "The Bandits", Adam decided to quit while he was ahead, but unfortunately lost all his treasure when his ship sank. It's unconfirmed how his ship sank, but his long rivalry with his wife Cattlin Jortez, may have had something to do with it. Now he makes a living by being hired to distract enemy gangs while the gang who hired him raids their home turf.
Johnny Magnum - The Shield. Very distant descendant of Johnerthon Crossbow, he should be carrying on the traditions of his ancestors... Who were all used as human shields in the Stonefalls War. And he is no different. Whenever a turf war starts up, Johnny is the first one shot and usually has to be escorted to the hospital before he bleeds out. His nick name is Mag, due to him being so full of bullets.
Newbie - The Newbie. Not much is known of Newbie's past, as they were found by Nadir, Adam and Mag after they washed ashore and had lost their memory. But one thing is for sure, they didn't get stranded by theirself for no reason, they are headstrong and always looking to prove theirself.
Alexya El Maysern - The Wildcard. Found caged and handcuffed in Fracker's Compound (Now 3rd Street Compound), Alexya is eager to be set free. But the Saints need to know more about her before they can trust her. Luckily she is willing to help the Saints any way she can, even while still handcuffed. One can only wonder why they thought she was so dangerous in the first place.
Goldie Loxx - The Exile. Former leader of the Knight Clubbers, Goldie Loxx was exiled from their crew and forced out of the city. As the Saints are looking for any volunteers to help wipe out the gangs of Stonefalls, a former leader is just what they need to get one step ahead of their enemies. Her real name is Ashley Locks.
Troy Johnson - The Sus. After conveniently winning a shootout, witnessed by the Saints, Troy helps the Saints take down the RVS, even though he was never officially initiated into the Saints. His likeness to Troy Bradshaw, current police chief of Stilwater, makes it difficult for the Saints to fully trust him. But Troy Johnson is determined to prove his loyalty and help the Saints take over Stonefalls.
The Knight Clubbers: (Pink)
Rosie Vixx
Lancelot
Harlie Quinn
The Retro-Ville Society: (Green)
Nedward Flanderson
Petunia Flanderson
Dynah Flanderson
Las Bandidas: (Red)
Cattlin Jortez - Una Bandida Armada
Maria Avalos
Luz Avalos
Project 212: (Grey)
Melayna Waston
Lieu Tenant
Ser Geant
Activities:
The 3rd Street Saints:
Crash Test (Insurance Fraud) - 3rd Street Compound
Canonization (Fight Club) - Crossbow Intl.
Rescue (Snatch) - Albert Fracker's Woodland Shopping Mall
Bleeding Out (Escort) - Stonefalls Welcome Bridge
Messenger (Trafficking) - Stonefalls Lake
The Knight Clubbers:
Trail Blazing - The Waves
Insurance Fraud - Clubbers Compound
Mayhem - The Disco Ball
Snatch - The Round Courtyard
Heli Assault - The Stacks
Demo Derby - Crater Complex
The Retro-Ville Society:
Mayhem - Stonefalls Square
Insurance Fraud - RVS Compound
Trail Blazing - Objective Beach
Escort - Truman Drive
Trafficking - Twinless Pine Mall
Tank Mayhem - Diner Row
Las Bandidas:
Septic Avenger - Stonefalls Falls
Insurance Fraud - Las Bandidas Compound
Fight Club - Sunova Beach
Septic Avenger - Mini Mexico Food Court
Tank Mayhem - Una Bandida Armada Casino
Heli Assault - Hiester's Dream Casino Strip
Project 212:
Fuzz - Sunrise Apartments
Insurance Fraud - Project 212 Compound
Demo Derby - Statue of Johnerthon Crossbow Town Founder
Fuzz - The Armory
Diversions:
3rd Street Saints Lists:
Chop Shop
Assassinations
Saints Recruited
Store Purchases
Fracker's Strongholds
Fracker's Survivals
Fracker's Tagging
Fracker's Collectibles
Knight Clubbers Lists:
Chop Shop
Assassinations
Saints Recruited
Store Purchases
Knight Clubbers Strongholds
Knight Clubbers Survivals
Knight Clubbers Tagging
Knight Clubbers Collectibles
Retro-Ville Society Lists:
Chop Shop
Assassinations
Saints Recruited
Store Purchases
RVS Strongholds
RVS Survivals
RVS Tagging
RVS Collectibles
Las Bandidas Lists:
Chop Shop
Assassinations
Saints Recruited
Store Purchases
Las Bandidas Strongholds
Las Bandidas Survivals
Las Bandidas Tagging
Las Bandidas Collectibles
Project 212 Lists:
Chop Shop
Assassinations
Saints Recruited
Store Purchases
Project 212 Strongholds
Project 212 Survivals
Project 212 Tagging
Project 212 Collectibles
Main Campaign:
Prologue Arc:
Fracker's Compound:
Cutscene - After waking up on a beach, with no idea where they are, "Newbie" is greeted by 3 friends who are in the process of forming a gang. With "Newbie" having complete memory loss and nowhere to go, they decide to join this newly formed gang and aid them in their very first mission.
Gameplay Objectives - 1. Follow Nadir to Fracker's Compound. 2. Storm Fracker's Compound. 3. Defend the Compound. 4. Kill the remaining enemies.
Cutscene - With the Compound secure, the crew quickly begin cleaning up the mess. But there's one thing still on everyone's mind... A crew looking to be heard... Needs a name.
A New Beginning:
Cutscene - While Adam and Johnny check out the rest of the Compound, Nadir and Newbie check out the Church. While exploring the Church, they meet Alexya, who is locked in a makeshift cell, with her hands cuffed behind her back. She gives a vague explanation of why she's locked in there, but is cut short by gunfire coming from the Compound.
Gameplay Objectives - 1. Help Adam defend the South side from Las Bandidas. 2. Help Johnny defend the Main Gate from the RVS. 3. Defend the North side from the Knight Clubbers and rescue Ashley. 4. Return to the Church.
Cutscene - After Ashley convinces Nadir to let her join her crew, they return to Alexya, and decide to free her from her cell. Unfortunately they can't remove her handcuffs, but Alexya is still grateful anyway.
Trust Issues:
Cutscene - Needing proof of Alexya and Ashley's loyalty, Nadir decides to test them. Nadir sends them on a mission with Newbie to destroy a KC Operation.
Gameplay Objectives - 1. Go to the KC Operation location. 2. Kill the KC. 3. Defend the Location until Nadir's Crew arrive. 4. Claim the Operation for Nadir.
Birth Of 3rd Street:
Cutscene - As Adam, Ashley, Johnny and Nadir begin some temporary renovations in the Compound, Nadir tells Newbie to go into Saints Row and spread the word of their crew's uprising.
Gameplay Objectives - 1. Rescue the citizens in A.F.'s Woodland Shopping Mall from the Knight Clubbers. 2. Rescue the citizens in Crossbow Intl. from the RVS. 3. Rescue the citizens in Stonefalls Lake from Las Bandidas. 4. Return to Fracker's Compound.
Cutscene - In the Church parking lot (which has been converted to an outdoor meeting room), Nadir makes a motivational speech (in which she also names this gang as the 3rd Street Saints), then assigns her Lieutenants to plot against the other gangs (Adam - Las Bandidas, Alexya - RVS, Ashley - Knight Clubbers). She also gives them each their own crew to help with their assignments. Unfortunately, by the time she gets to Newbie, there's only 1 person left to assign to their crew... Jeff, who immediately makes a name for himself by attempting to fire his rocket launcher, only for the rocket to fall out of the launcher, causing everyone to scatter.
Knight Clubbers Recon Arc:
Do Not Enter
No Touching Rule
Basement Penthouse
Circle Of Death
Jenga
RVS Recon Arc:
Pleasantville
Suspicious Activity
Fun In The Sun
Dine & Dash
Forward From The Past
Las Bandidas Recon Arc:
Treasure Island
Terry's Tacos
Son Of A Beach
Scope Out
The One Armed Bandit
Intermission Arc:
Frack The System
Stage One
No Time Wasted
Lose The Heat
Knight Clubbers Takedown Arc:
Clubbers Compound
Disco Fever
Morning, Noon, & Knight
Basin Overflow
The Harder They Fall
RVS Takedown Arc:
RVS Compound
Return To The Present
Beach Patrol
In Case I Don't See Ya
Someone's In The Kitchen
Las Bandidas Takedown Arc:
Las Bandidas Compound
Vacation Plans
Food Fight
The Heist Train
Parley
Project 212 Takedown Arc:
Project 212 Compound
Stage Two
Take It All
Noise Complaints
Monumental Victory
Finale Arc:
Stage Three
Hopeless
The Fall
It's Our Time Now!
Quest Campaign:
It should go without saying, that if the particular Homie is unavailable due to being involved with the current/next mission in the Main Campaign, then their Quest Campaign will be unavailable to play until the Homie is available again. All Quest Campaigns will become available as you play through the Main Campaign, but can be completed in any order once unlocked.
Saints Row:
The first of the Quest Campaigns to become available after completing "Fracker's Compound". "Boarding Pass" is used as a tutorial for the Quest Campaigns, and must be completed to continue the Main Campaign. All Neighbourhood Quests will become available at the same time, and can be completed in any order after completing "Boarding Pass".
Crossbow Intl.:
Boarding Pass: Adam
Canonisation Level 1
Fracker's Tag
Chop Shop
Fracker's Collectible
Mid Flight: Alexya
Store Purchase
Fracker's Survival
Canonisation Level 2
Assassination
Crash Landing: Alexya
Canonisation Level 3
Fracker's Stronghold
Saints Recruited
3rd Street Compound:
Territorial: Nadir
Fracker's Tag
Fracker's Survival
Crash Test Level 1
Fracker's Stronghold
Taking Over: Nadir
Fracker's Collectible
Chop Shop
Store Purchase
Crash Test Level 2
Clean Up: Nadir
Assassination
Saints Recruited
Crash Test Level 3
Stonefalls Lake:
Gone Fishing: Ashley
Chop Shop
Fracker's Collectible
Messenger Level 1
Fracker's Survival
Leisurely Cruise: Ashley
Messenger Level 2
Store Purchase
Assassination
Fracker's Stronghold
Drying Out: Ashley
Fracker's Tag
Messenger Level 3
Saints Recruited
A. F. Woodland Shopping Mall:
Shopping Spree: Alexya
Store Purchase
Fracker's Collectible
Chop Shop
Rescue Level 1
Bathroom Break: Alexya
Fracker's Tag
Rescue Level 2
Fracker's Stronghold
Assassination
Security!: Alexya
Saints Recruited
Rescue Level 3
Fracker's Survival
Stonefalls Welcome Bridge:
Warm Welcome: Johnny
Fracker's Survival
Bleeding Out Level 1
Assassination
Fracker's Collectible
First Impressions: Johnny
Fracker's Tag
Chop Shop
Bleeding Out Level 2
Store Purchase
Grand Entrance: Johnny
Saints Recruited
Bleeding Out Level 3
Fracker's Stronghold
No Entry:
Available after completing "Do Not Enter". All Neighbourhood Quests will become available at the same time, and can be completed in any order.
The Disco Ball:
Party Preparations: Ashley
Store Purchase
Chop Shop
Knight Clubbers Collectible
Mayhem Level 1
Party Time: Ashley
Knight Clubbers Tag
Knight Clubbers Survival
Mayhem Level 2
Assassination
Beat Drop: Ashley
Mayhem Level 3
Saints Recruited
Knight Clubbers Stronghold
The Stacks:
Build 'Em Up: Ashley
Knight Clubbers Collectible
Knight Clubbers Tag
Heli Assault Level 1
Store Purchase
Knock 'Em Down: Ashley
Assassination
Heli Assault Level 2
Knight Clubbers Survival
Knight Clubbers Stronghold
Clean 'Em Up: Ashley
Saints Recruited
Heli Assault Level 3
Chop Shop
Crater Complex:
Rock Bottom: Ashley
Demo Derby Level 1
Chop Shop
Knight Clubbers Collectible
Knight Clubbers Tag
Foot In The Door: Ashley
Demo Derby Level 2
Assassination
Store Purchase
Knight Clubbers Survival
The Big Score: Ashley
Demo Derby Level 3
Saints Recruited
Knight Clubbers Stronghold
The Round Courtyard:
Round 1: Ashley
Assassination
Knight Clubbers Collectible
Snatch Level 1
Store Purchase
Circular Motion: Ashley
Chop Shop
Snatch Level 2
Knight Clubbers Tag
Knight Clubbers Stronghold
All About The Curves... Or some other Round based pun, idk...: Ashley
Snatch Level 3
Saints Recruited
Knight Clubbers Survival
Clubbers Compound:
Import Charge: Nadir
Chop Shop
Store Purchase
Knight Clubbers Collectible
Insurance Fraud Level 1
Unloading: Nadir
Knight Clubbers Survival
Insurance Fraud Level 2
Knight Clubbers Stronghold
Assassination
Final Inspection: Nadir
Saints Recruited
Insurance Fraud Level 3
Knight Clubbers Tag
Retro-Ville:
Available after completing "Pleasantville". All Neighbourhood Quests will become available at the same time, and can be completed in any order.
Objective Beach:
Safety First: Alexya
Trail Blazing Level 1
Sunbathing: Alexya
Trail Blazing Level 2
Perfect Tan: Alexya
Trail Blazing Level 3
Truman Drive:
: Troy
Escort Level 1
: Troy
Escort Level 2
: Troy
Escort Level 3
Twinless Pine Mall:
: Troy
Trafficking Level 1
: Troy
Trafficking Level 2
: Troy
Trafficking Level 3
Diner Row:
: Troy
Tank Mayhem Level 1
: Troy
Tank Mayhem Level 2
: Troy
Tank Mayhem Level 3
RVS Compound:
: Nadir
Insurance Fraud Level 1
: Nadir
Insurance Fraud Level 2
: Nadir
Insurance Fraud Level 3
Paradise Island:
Available after completing "Treasure Island". All Neighbourhood Quests will become available at the same time, and can be completed in any order.
Mini Mexico Food Court:
: Johnny
Septic Avenger Level 1
: Johnny
Septic Avenger Level 2
: Johnny
Septic Avenger Level 3
Heister's Dream Casino Strip:
: Johnny
Heli Assault Level 1
: Johnny
Heli Assault Level 2
: Johnny
Heli Assault Level 3
Sunova Beach:
: Johnny
Fight Club Level 1
: Johnny
Fight Club Level 1
: Johnny
Fight Club Level 1
Una Bandida Armada Casino:
: Johnny
Tank Mayhem Level 1
: Johnny
Tank Mayhem Level 2
: Johnny
Tank Mayhem Level 3
Las Bandidas Compound:
: Nadir
Insurance Fraud Level 1
: Nadir
Insurance Fraud Level 2
: Nadir
Insurance Fraud Level 3
Stonefalls Armory:
Available after completing "The Harder They Fall", "Someone's In The Kitchen", & "Parley". All Neighbourhood Quests will become available at the same time, and can be completed in any order.
Project 212 Compound
: Nadir
Insurance Fraud Level 1
: Nadir
Insurance Fraud Level 2
: Nadir
Insurance Fraud Level 3
The Armory:
: Troy
FUZZ Level 1
: Troy
FUZZ Level 2
: Troy
FUZZ Level 3
Statue Of Johnerthon Crossbow:
: Troy
Demo Derby Level 1
: Troy
Demo Derby Level 2
: Troy
Demo Derby Level 3
Downtown:
Available after completing "Stage 3". All Neighbourhood Quests will become available at the same time, and can be completed in any order.
Sunrise Apartments:
: Troy
FUZZ Level 1
: Troy
FUZZ Level 2
: Troy
FUZZ Level 3
The Waves:
: Alexya
Trail Blazing Level 1
: Alexya
Trail Blazing Level 2
: Alexya
Trail Blazing Level 3
Stonefalls Square:
: Alexya
Mayhem Level 1
: Alexya
Mayhem Level 2
: Alexya
Mayhem Level 3
Stonefalls Falls:
: Alexya
Septic Avenger Level 1
: Alexya
Septic Avenger Level 2
: Alexya
Septic Avenger Level 3
Homies - Weapons - Vehicles - & Unlocks:
Core Saints:
Nadir Zenith - Wrench - Zen-Storm (Nadir's modified Sandstorm) - Complete "It's Our Time Now!"
Zombie Adam - The Blunderedboss - Haunted Saint (Adam's modified Scallywagon for land and sea) - Complete "It's Our Time Now!"
Saint Of All Saints - Lucifer's Cracked Halo - Solar Saint (Alexya's modified Solar) - Complete "It's Our Time Now!"
Goldie Loxx - The Double Shot - The Knight Club (Goldie's modified Mix Master) - Complete "Jenga"
Troy Johnson - The Standard Issue - Incognito (Troy's modified Five-0) - Complete "Forward From The Past"
Johnny Magnum - The Magnum - The Magazine (Johnny's modified Mag) - Complete "The One Armed Bandit"
Alexya El Maysern - No Weapon - Silent Runner (Saints' themed Solar) - Complete "Frack The System"
(When calling Alexya, a generic Saint from her crew will be driving, as her hands are cuffed behind her back)
Recruited Saints:
Jeff - Rocket Launcher - Saints Solar - Complete "Birth Of 3rd Street"
A-GAIM - No Weapon - (No Vehicle) - Destroy 100 Anti-Gravity Artificial Intelligence Maulers
Spanners - Wrench - Saints Mag - Complete all "Chop Shop" Lists
Cypher - TOGO-13 - Saints Sandstorm - Complete all "Assassination" Lists
Harlie Quinn - Baseball Bat - Saints Estrada - Complete all "Survivals" Lists
Terrell Fernandez - Taco Cannon - Terry's Tacos Truck - Complete all "Saints Recruited" Lists
Former Enemies:
Lancelot - Excalibur Mk 2 - Lancelot's Jouster (Lancelot's modified Estrada) - Complete "The Harder They Fall"
Dynah Flanderson - K-9 Krukov - The Negotiator (Dynah's modified Challenger) - Complete "Someone's In The Kitchen"
Luz Avalos - TEK Z-10 - Luz's Eiswolf (Luz's Eiswolf from Saints Row 2006) - Complete "Parley"
Bonus Homies:
Galahad - Lance - The Jouster (Knight Clubbers' modified Sandstorm) - Call "The Round Courtyard Studios"
Parrot Ned - Cutlass - La Bandida (Las Bandidas' modified Scallywagon for land only) - Call "Pirate Pete's Piscine Platter Palace"
Paige Three - Dual-Wield K-9 Krukovs - The Timer (RVS' modified Hammerhead to resemble the DeLorean from BTTF) - Call "The Retro-Ville News"
Weapons:
Vehicles:
SUVs:
Alaskan
Atlantica
Bulldog
Mag
Nordberg
Quasar
Swindle
The Magazine
Semi Cabs:
Ambulance
Bear
Blaze
DonoVan
Flatbed
Goliath
Lockdown
Mix Master
Mule
Peterliner
Septic Avenger
Stonefalls Municipal
The Knight Club
Titan
Vans:
Anchor
Terry's Tacos Truck
Topher
Westbury
Monster Trucks:
Atlasbreaker
Betsy XL
Bootlegger XL
Infuego XL
Sports:
Attrazione
Fer De Lance
Phoenix
Rattler
Raycaster
Temptress
Torch
Vortex
Pickups:
Betsy
Compensator
Thorogood
Varsity
Standard:
Blade
Five-0
Hammer
Incognito
Infuego
Justice
Reaper
Silent Runner
Solar
Solar Saint
Taxi
Wakazashi
Zimos
Domestic:
Bootlegger
Churchill
Danville
Gunslinger
Hammerhead
Hollywood
Lightning
Stiletto
The Timer
Tanks:
Challenger
Crusader
The Negotiator
Compact:
Cosmos
Emu
Go!
Halberd
Knoxville
Mockingbird
Mongoose
Pony Cart
Pulse
Toad
Luxury:
Eiswolf
Luz's Eiswolf
Relic
Sovereign
Zomkah
Bikes:
Estrada
Kaneda
Kenshin
Lancelot's Jouster
Sandstorm
The Jouster
Widowmaker
Zen-Storm
Limos:
Hounfor
Status Quo
The Job
Wagons:
Haunted Saint
Keystone
La Bandida
Scallywagon (Land)
Planes:
AB Destroyer
Gawalek A36
Graham Jet XL8000
Snipes 57
Woodpecker
Helis/Jets:
Condor
Destroy
Eagle
Oppressor
Salem
Side Shooter
Stork
Thompson
Tornado
Vulture
Boats:
Commander
Miami
Scallywagon (Sea)
Shark
Skipper
3rd Street Saints:
Mag
Mix Master
Sandstorm
Solar
Scallywagon (Land)
Knight Clubbers:
Bulldog
Estrada
Sandstorm
The Jouster
RVS:
Betsy
Gunslinger
Hollywood
The Timer
Las Bandidas:
Eiswolf
La Bandida
Relic
Zomkah
Project 212:
Bear
Crusader
Five-0
Lockdown
Cribs & Unlocks:
All Cribs are fully customizable from interior to exterior, but will be reverted to their default states during Mission Replay.
Saints Row:
Newbie's House - Complete "Fracker's Compound"
Hotel Penthouse - Purchase in Crossbow Intl.
Downtown:
Apartment 31 - Purchase in Sunrise Apartments
Waston's Lair - Complete "It's Our Time Now!"
No Entry:
Crater Penthouse - Purchase in Crater Complex
Clubbers' Lounge - Complete "Clubbers Compound"
Retro-Ville:
Troy's House - Complete "Suspicious Activity"
The Cathedral - Complete "RVS Compound"
Paradise Island:
Beach House - Purchase in Sunova Beach
Maria's Penthouse - Complete "Las Bandidas Compound"
Stonefalls Armory:
The Barracks - Complete "Project 212 Compound"
After Credits Cutscene:
Nadir wakes up in a very purple New Hades, then gets teleported to the Throne Room. She looks up at the throne to see none other than Johnny Gat sat there, with Lin and Dex stood either side of him. Aisha walks past Nadir, then up the stairs and sits on Gat's lap.
Gat: Welcome to New Purgatory.
Nadir: What the fuck is this? I was expecting heaven or hell.
Gat: This used to be Hell, but since I took over, it's the new main headquarters for the 3rd Street Saints.
Dane steps in.
Dane: Funded by Ultor, by the way.
Gat: God moved Hell somewhere else, so we can use New Hades in private.
Nadir: Why, we're dead? What possible threat could there be at this point?
Gat: (Laughs) Trust me, there's always a threat. And we need all hands on deck when it arrives.
Nadir: Then don't we need the rest of my crew down here?
Gat: Trust me, they'll be down here soon enough.
Nadir: Don't you need a messenger to reach out to the Saints in the other universes?
Gat: We already sent one.
Gat shows a holographic projection of The Saint Of All Saints.
Nadir: Oh...
Troy Bradshaw & Julius walk into the room.
Troy: Johnny, we got word of a new Saints crew starting up their own operation.
Gat: Where?
Troy: Universe 3S-31, in a city called... Santo Ileso.
Julius: They don't look like much, but then again, neither did Playa, and they surprised us all.
Gat: Alright, let's see how they do.
Dane: So, can I interest you in some Ultor unlimited sunglasses?
Nadir: Uh... Sure? Wait, what do you mean "they'll be down here soon enough"?
More Info Coming Soon...
(It may not seem like much at the start, but I am typing this up before and after shifts, so it may take some time)
Basics:
City:
Stonefalls
Gangs/Factions:
The 3rd Street Saints
The Knight Clubbers
The Retro-Ville Society
Las Bandidas
Project 212
Stonefalls Districts:
Saints Row:
3rd Street Compound - An old village that Albert Fracker renovated as a housing estate for his workers. Once taken over by the Saints, they use the abandoned village Church as their Planning Room & Watchtower. Each member of the Saints claims a house of their own within the village.
Crossbow Intl. - An entirely man-made island connected to Saints Row, used primarily as the city's main Airport.
Stonefalls Lake - In the centre of Saints Row is a circular lake with a small island in the centre, making the Saints Row island look like an eye.
Albert Fracker's Woodland Shopping Mall - Once a peaceful woodland, home to lots of wildlife... Then turned into a tourist trap with no regards for safety laws... And is now abandoned... Well if you don't count all the returning wildlife who have claimed this abandoned mall as their new home.
Stonefalls Welcome Bridge - A ridiculously oversized bridge to welcome tourists into the centre of Downtown Stonefalls.
Downtown:
Sunrise Apartments - Downtown's main housing, mostly consisting of apartment buildings, ranging from short to tall. With the welcome bridge columns even being converted into apartment buildings. The bridge itself does not interfere with Sunrise Apartments as it towers way above the neighbourhood.
The Waves - A mess of skyscrapers and office towers, but if looked at from the right angle, the skyline creates a wave pattern from one side of the neighbourhood to the other. As the skyscrapers & towers were built first, the new highway system actually cuts through some of the buildings, so they've been redesigned to include tunnels for the highway to run through.
Stonefalls Square - Just think of the "Back To The Future" reference in SRIV. The clocktower & courtyard from 1950s Steelport. With the Clocktower being on the North side of the Neighbourhood.
Stonefalls Falls - The only non-manmade part of Downtown and the origin of the city's name. A giant mountain overlooking Downtown. With the Waterfall being directly behind Stonefalls Square. The mountain slopes down on either side with roads leading into the islands on either side. The Waterfall is surrounded by two rocky outcroppings that slope down into The Waves and have natural Archways allowing boats to pass under the rocky slopes and under the Waterfall. Hidden behind the Waterfall is Project 212's secret lair.
No Entry:
Clubbers Compound - What was once Stonefalls' main docks and warehouses, is now the Knight Clubbers main hideout and testing ground for new cybernetic upgrades. And in true renaissance fashion, the whole compound is surrounded by an old fashioned castle wall with guard towers. The Knight Clubbers' primary hideout is the 3 banks of Shipping Containers which have been hollowed out and turned into a Testing Lab, Planning Room, and Lounge.
The Round Courtyard - This was once Stonefalls' outdoor museum complex, but is now home to the Knights of the Round Courtyard. Who have turned the whole neighbourhood into their outdoor re-enactment theatre... But the weapons they use on their "actors" are far from fake.
Crater Complex - It's unconfirmed how this crater was created, but it has been made into an example of how "working your way to the top"... May not always be the best way to go. The rich people with penthouses, live in the bottom of the crater, while the poor people with shanties live at the top of the crater... And everything in between.
The Stacks - Again, this is just another call-back to a previous Saints Row, in this case, "GOOH". Specifically "Shantytown".
The Disco Ball - If you ever want to go clubbing, but you're not sure which club to go to, don't worry. This Neighbourhood contains every kind of club you could ever think of. Including those of a more "devious" nature.
Retro-Ville:
RVS Compound - One of the few forests left standing in Stonefalls, with only an old fashioned Cathedral perched on the edge of the cliff overlooking the Statue Of J. Crossbow. This cathedral is a front for Nedward Flanderson's cult.
Diner Row - Home to many 1950s styled Diners, including a brand new Diner in name and ownership of Dynah Flanderson, "Dynah's Diner".
Truman Drive - I mean, you have to know what this is a reference to... Right? Just a 1950s style suburban housing estate that gives off the vibe that you're being watched and monitored at all times.
Twinless Pine Mall - Again, if I need to explain this one, then you clearly are in the wrong place. A Mall that pays homage to the Twin Pines Mall from BTTF.
Objective Beach - A beach, but in classic 1950's style. Decorations, outfits, music, all designed to give off that classic 1950's vibe. (The name is a reference to Saints Row's "Mission Beach")
Paradise Island:
Las Bandidas Compound - Even under gang control, these beachside holiday Hotels & Condos are kept in top condition, as Las Bandidas like to keep their stolen possessions in the most pristine condition.
Hiester's Dream Casino Strip - From high-class casinos, to back alley con artists, this neighbourhood has it all. And if you're daring enough, you can rob them all.
Una Bandida Armada Casino - The big iconic Casino that gives this island it's name. It also serves as Cattlin's main HQ.
Sunova Beach - Pun intended. This beach is a real "son of a" beach... No, that's not right... You can really see the "sun over" this beach... Well either way, it's the perfect beach for a summer vacation, or spring break.
Mini Mexico Food Court - A restaurant to kill every level of taste bud. Also home to "Terry's Tacos"... Yes, that's a thing in this city.
Stonefalls Armory:
Project 212 Compound - Because what Saints Row game would be complete without a private military with their own compound and hidden agendas?
Statue of Johnerthon Crossbow Town Founder - This is the statue of the town's founder... Johnerthon Crossbow... And his Crossbow is aimed directly at the centre of Crater Complex... I wonder if there's a correlation there?
The Armory - Warehouses & Bunkers that are stocked full of weapons, both standard and experimental... Let's just hope they don't end up in the wrong hands... Wait... This is a Saints Row game!?... Well... We're dead.
Concept Art:
Gangs/Factions:
The 3rd Street Saints: (Purple)
Nadir Zenith - The leader. Once the best mechanic in the city, until she crossed the Retro-Ville Society, who tried to kill her in an explosion. She survived, but lost both her arms. She became very skilled with her feet instead and has since built herself a pair of robotic arms to quadruple her productivity. But to scared to return to the main city, she has found residence in Saints Row. And is nicknamed, "Monkey Wrench" for her mechanic skills and for her monkey like agility.
Adam - The Decoy. Former leader of "The Bandits", Adam decided to quit while he was ahead, but unfortunately lost all his treasure when his ship sank. It's unconfirmed how his ship sank, but his long rivalry with his wife Cattlin Jortez, may have had something to do with it. Now he makes a living by being hired to distract enemy gangs while the gang who hired him raids their home turf.
Johnny Magnum - The Shield. Very distant descendant of Johnerthon Crossbow, he should be carrying on the traditions of his ancestors... Who were all used as human shields in the Stonefalls War. And he is no different. Whenever a turf war starts up, Johnny is the first one shot and usually has to be escorted to the hospital before he bleeds out. His nick name is Mag, due to him being so full of bullets.
Newbie - The Newbie. Not much is known of Newbie's past, as they were found by Nadir, Adam and Mag after they washed ashore and had lost their memory. But one thing is for sure, they didn't get stranded by theirself for no reason, they are headstrong and always looking to prove theirself.
Alexya El Maysern - The Wildcard. Found caged and handcuffed in Fracker's Compound (Now 3rd Street Compound), Alexya is eager to be set free. But the Saints need to know more about her before they can trust her. Luckily she is willing to help the Saints any way she can, even while still handcuffed. One can only wonder why they thought she was so dangerous in the first place.
Goldie Loxx - The Exile. Former leader of the Knight Clubbers, Goldie Loxx was exiled from their crew and forced out of the city. As the Saints are looking for any volunteers to help wipe out the gangs of Stonefalls, a former leader is just what they need to get one step ahead of their enemies. Her real name is Ashley Locks.
Troy Johnson - The Sus. After conveniently winning a shootout, witnessed by the Saints, Troy helps the Saints take down the RVS, even though he was never officially initiated into the Saints. His likeness to Troy Bradshaw, current police chief of Stilwater, makes it difficult for the Saints to fully trust him. But Troy Johnson is determined to prove his loyalty and help the Saints take over Stonefalls.
The Knight Clubbers: (Pink)
Rosie Vixx
Lancelot
Harlie Quinn
The Retro-Ville Society: (Green)
Nedward Flanderson
Petunia Flanderson
Dynah Flanderson
Las Bandidas: (Red)
Cattlin Jortez - Una Bandida Armada
Maria Avalos
Luz Avalos
Project 212: (Grey)
Melayna Waston
Lieu Tenant
Ser Geant
Activities:
The 3rd Street Saints:
Crash Test (Insurance Fraud) - 3rd Street Compound
Canonization (Fight Club) - Crossbow Intl.
Rescue (Snatch) - Albert Fracker's Woodland Shopping Mall
Bleeding Out (Escort) - Stonefalls Welcome Bridge
Messenger (Trafficking) - Stonefalls Lake
The Knight Clubbers:
Trail Blazing - The Waves
Insurance Fraud - Clubbers Compound
Mayhem - The Disco Ball
Snatch - The Round Courtyard
Heli Assault - The Stacks
Demo Derby - Crater Complex
The Retro-Ville Society:
Mayhem - Stonefalls Square
Insurance Fraud - RVS Compound
Trail Blazing - Objective Beach
Escort - Truman Drive
Trafficking - Twinless Pine Mall
Tank Mayhem - Diner Row
Las Bandidas:
Septic Avenger - Stonefalls Falls
Insurance Fraud - Las Bandidas Compound
Fight Club - Sunova Beach
Septic Avenger - Mini Mexico Food Court
Tank Mayhem - Una Bandida Armada Casino
Heli Assault - Hiester's Dream Casino Strip
Project 212:
Fuzz - Sunrise Apartments
Insurance Fraud - Project 212 Compound
Demo Derby - Statue of Johnerthon Crossbow Town Founder
Fuzz - The Armory
Diversions:
3rd Street Saints Lists:
Chop Shop
Assassinations
Saints Recruited
Store Purchases
Fracker's Strongholds
Fracker's Survivals
Fracker's Tagging
Fracker's Collectibles
Knight Clubbers Lists:
Chop Shop
Assassinations
Saints Recruited
Store Purchases
Knight Clubbers Strongholds
Knight Clubbers Survivals
Knight Clubbers Tagging
Knight Clubbers Collectibles
Retro-Ville Society Lists:
Chop Shop
Assassinations
Saints Recruited
Store Purchases
RVS Strongholds
RVS Survivals
RVS Tagging
RVS Collectibles
Las Bandidas Lists:
Chop Shop
Assassinations
Saints Recruited
Store Purchases
Las Bandidas Strongholds
Las Bandidas Survivals
Las Bandidas Tagging
Las Bandidas Collectibles
Project 212 Lists:
Chop Shop
Assassinations
Saints Recruited
Store Purchases
Project 212 Strongholds
Project 212 Survivals
Project 212 Tagging
Project 212 Collectibles
Main Campaign:
Prologue Arc:
Fracker's Compound:
Cutscene - After waking up on a beach, with no idea where they are, "Newbie" is greeted by 3 friends who are in the process of forming a gang. With "Newbie" having complete memory loss and nowhere to go, they decide to join this newly formed gang and aid them in their very first mission.
Gameplay Objectives - 1. Follow Nadir to Fracker's Compound. 2. Storm Fracker's Compound. 3. Defend the Compound. 4. Kill the remaining enemies.
Cutscene - With the Compound secure, the crew quickly begin cleaning up the mess. But there's one thing still on everyone's mind... A crew looking to be heard... Needs a name.
A New Beginning:
Cutscene - While Adam and Johnny check out the rest of the Compound, Nadir and Newbie check out the Church. While exploring the Church, they meet Alexya, who is locked in a makeshift cell, with her hands cuffed behind her back. She gives a vague explanation of why she's locked in there, but is cut short by gunfire coming from the Compound.
Gameplay Objectives - 1. Help Adam defend the South side from Las Bandidas. 2. Help Johnny defend the Main Gate from the RVS. 3. Defend the North side from the Knight Clubbers and rescue Ashley. 4. Return to the Church.
Cutscene - After Ashley convinces Nadir to let her join her crew, they return to Alexya, and decide to free her from her cell. Unfortunately they can't remove her handcuffs, but Alexya is still grateful anyway.
Trust Issues:
Cutscene - Needing proof of Alexya and Ashley's loyalty, Nadir decides to test them. Nadir sends them on a mission with Newbie to destroy a KC Operation.
Gameplay Objectives - 1. Go to the KC Operation location. 2. Kill the KC. 3. Defend the Location until Nadir's Crew arrive. 4. Claim the Operation for Nadir.
Birth Of 3rd Street:
Cutscene - As Adam, Ashley, Johnny and Nadir begin some temporary renovations in the Compound, Nadir tells Newbie to go into Saints Row and spread the word of their crew's uprising.
Gameplay Objectives - 1. Rescue the citizens in A.F.'s Woodland Shopping Mall from the Knight Clubbers. 2. Rescue the citizens in Crossbow Intl. from the RVS. 3. Rescue the citizens in Stonefalls Lake from Las Bandidas. 4. Return to Fracker's Compound.
Cutscene - In the Church parking lot (which has been converted to an outdoor meeting room), Nadir makes a motivational speech (in which she also names this gang as the 3rd Street Saints), then assigns her Lieutenants to plot against the other gangs (Adam - Las Bandidas, Alexya - RVS, Ashley - Knight Clubbers). She also gives them each their own crew to help with their assignments. Unfortunately, by the time she gets to Newbie, there's only 1 person left to assign to their crew... Jeff, who immediately makes a name for himself by attempting to fire his rocket launcher, only for the rocket to fall out of the launcher, causing everyone to scatter.
Knight Clubbers Recon Arc:
Do Not Enter
No Touching Rule
Basement Penthouse
Circle Of Death
Jenga
RVS Recon Arc:
Pleasantville
Suspicious Activity
Fun In The Sun
Dine & Dash
Forward From The Past
Las Bandidas Recon Arc:
Treasure Island
Terry's Tacos
Son Of A Beach
Scope Out
The One Armed Bandit
Intermission Arc:
Frack The System
Stage One
No Time Wasted
Lose The Heat
Knight Clubbers Takedown Arc:
Clubbers Compound
Disco Fever
Morning, Noon, & Knight
Basin Overflow
The Harder They Fall
RVS Takedown Arc:
RVS Compound
Return To The Present
Beach Patrol
In Case I Don't See Ya
Someone's In The Kitchen
Las Bandidas Takedown Arc:
Las Bandidas Compound
Vacation Plans
Food Fight
The Heist Train
Parley
Project 212 Takedown Arc:
Project 212 Compound
Stage Two
Take It All
Noise Complaints
Monumental Victory
Finale Arc:
Stage Three
Hopeless
The Fall
It's Our Time Now!
Quest Campaign:
It should go without saying, that if the particular Homie is unavailable due to being involved with the current/next mission in the Main Campaign, then their Quest Campaign will be unavailable to play until the Homie is available again. All Quest Campaigns will become available as you play through the Main Campaign, but can be completed in any order once unlocked.
Saints Row:
The first of the Quest Campaigns to become available after completing "Fracker's Compound". "Boarding Pass" is used as a tutorial for the Quest Campaigns, and must be completed to continue the Main Campaign. All Neighbourhood Quests will become available at the same time, and can be completed in any order after completing "Boarding Pass".
Crossbow Intl.:
Boarding Pass: Adam
Canonisation Level 1
Fracker's Tag
Chop Shop
Fracker's Collectible
Mid Flight: Alexya
Store Purchase
Fracker's Survival
Canonisation Level 2
Assassination
Crash Landing: Alexya
Canonisation Level 3
Fracker's Stronghold
Saints Recruited
3rd Street Compound:
Territorial: Nadir
Fracker's Tag
Fracker's Survival
Crash Test Level 1
Fracker's Stronghold
Taking Over: Nadir
Fracker's Collectible
Chop Shop
Store Purchase
Crash Test Level 2
Clean Up: Nadir
Assassination
Saints Recruited
Crash Test Level 3
Stonefalls Lake:
Gone Fishing: Ashley
Chop Shop
Fracker's Collectible
Messenger Level 1
Fracker's Survival
Leisurely Cruise: Ashley
Messenger Level 2
Store Purchase
Assassination
Fracker's Stronghold
Drying Out: Ashley
Fracker's Tag
Messenger Level 3
Saints Recruited
A. F. Woodland Shopping Mall:
Shopping Spree: Alexya
Store Purchase
Fracker's Collectible
Chop Shop
Rescue Level 1
Bathroom Break: Alexya
Fracker's Tag
Rescue Level 2
Fracker's Stronghold
Assassination
Security!: Alexya
Saints Recruited
Rescue Level 3
Fracker's Survival
Stonefalls Welcome Bridge:
Warm Welcome: Johnny
Fracker's Survival
Bleeding Out Level 1
Assassination
Fracker's Collectible
First Impressions: Johnny
Fracker's Tag
Chop Shop
Bleeding Out Level 2
Store Purchase
Grand Entrance: Johnny
Saints Recruited
Bleeding Out Level 3
Fracker's Stronghold
No Entry:
Available after completing "Do Not Enter". All Neighbourhood Quests will become available at the same time, and can be completed in any order.
The Disco Ball:
Party Preparations: Ashley
Store Purchase
Chop Shop
Knight Clubbers Collectible
Mayhem Level 1
Party Time: Ashley
Knight Clubbers Tag
Knight Clubbers Survival
Mayhem Level 2
Assassination
Beat Drop: Ashley
Mayhem Level 3
Saints Recruited
Knight Clubbers Stronghold
The Stacks:
Build 'Em Up: Ashley
Knight Clubbers Collectible
Knight Clubbers Tag
Heli Assault Level 1
Store Purchase
Knock 'Em Down: Ashley
Assassination
Heli Assault Level 2
Knight Clubbers Survival
Knight Clubbers Stronghold
Clean 'Em Up: Ashley
Saints Recruited
Heli Assault Level 3
Chop Shop
Crater Complex:
Rock Bottom: Ashley
Demo Derby Level 1
Chop Shop
Knight Clubbers Collectible
Knight Clubbers Tag
Foot In The Door: Ashley
Demo Derby Level 2
Assassination
Store Purchase
Knight Clubbers Survival
The Big Score: Ashley
Demo Derby Level 3
Saints Recruited
Knight Clubbers Stronghold
The Round Courtyard:
Round 1: Ashley
Assassination
Knight Clubbers Collectible
Snatch Level 1
Store Purchase
Circular Motion: Ashley
Chop Shop
Snatch Level 2
Knight Clubbers Tag
Knight Clubbers Stronghold
All About The Curves... Or some other Round based pun, idk...: Ashley
Snatch Level 3
Saints Recruited
Knight Clubbers Survival
Clubbers Compound:
Import Charge: Nadir
Chop Shop
Store Purchase
Knight Clubbers Collectible
Insurance Fraud Level 1
Unloading: Nadir
Knight Clubbers Survival
Insurance Fraud Level 2
Knight Clubbers Stronghold
Assassination
Final Inspection: Nadir
Saints Recruited
Insurance Fraud Level 3
Knight Clubbers Tag
Retro-Ville:
Available after completing "Pleasantville". All Neighbourhood Quests will become available at the same time, and can be completed in any order.
Objective Beach:
Safety First: Alexya
Trail Blazing Level 1
Sunbathing: Alexya
Trail Blazing Level 2
Perfect Tan: Alexya
Trail Blazing Level 3
Truman Drive:
: Troy
Escort Level 1
: Troy
Escort Level 2
: Troy
Escort Level 3
Twinless Pine Mall:
: Troy
Trafficking Level 1
: Troy
Trafficking Level 2
: Troy
Trafficking Level 3
Diner Row:
: Troy
Tank Mayhem Level 1
: Troy
Tank Mayhem Level 2
: Troy
Tank Mayhem Level 3
RVS Compound:
: Nadir
Insurance Fraud Level 1
: Nadir
Insurance Fraud Level 2
: Nadir
Insurance Fraud Level 3
Paradise Island:
Available after completing "Treasure Island". All Neighbourhood Quests will become available at the same time, and can be completed in any order.
Mini Mexico Food Court:
: Johnny
Septic Avenger Level 1
: Johnny
Septic Avenger Level 2
: Johnny
Septic Avenger Level 3
Heister's Dream Casino Strip:
: Johnny
Heli Assault Level 1
: Johnny
Heli Assault Level 2
: Johnny
Heli Assault Level 3
Sunova Beach:
: Johnny
Fight Club Level 1
: Johnny
Fight Club Level 1
: Johnny
Fight Club Level 1
Una Bandida Armada Casino:
: Johnny
Tank Mayhem Level 1
: Johnny
Tank Mayhem Level 2
: Johnny
Tank Mayhem Level 3
Las Bandidas Compound:
: Nadir
Insurance Fraud Level 1
: Nadir
Insurance Fraud Level 2
: Nadir
Insurance Fraud Level 3
Stonefalls Armory:
Available after completing "The Harder They Fall", "Someone's In The Kitchen", & "Parley". All Neighbourhood Quests will become available at the same time, and can be completed in any order.
Project 212 Compound
: Nadir
Insurance Fraud Level 1
: Nadir
Insurance Fraud Level 2
: Nadir
Insurance Fraud Level 3
The Armory:
: Troy
FUZZ Level 1
: Troy
FUZZ Level 2
: Troy
FUZZ Level 3
Statue Of Johnerthon Crossbow:
: Troy
Demo Derby Level 1
: Troy
Demo Derby Level 2
: Troy
Demo Derby Level 3
Downtown:
Available after completing "Stage 3". All Neighbourhood Quests will become available at the same time, and can be completed in any order.
Sunrise Apartments:
: Troy
FUZZ Level 1
: Troy
FUZZ Level 2
: Troy
FUZZ Level 3
The Waves:
: Alexya
Trail Blazing Level 1
: Alexya
Trail Blazing Level 2
: Alexya
Trail Blazing Level 3
Stonefalls Square:
: Alexya
Mayhem Level 1
: Alexya
Mayhem Level 2
: Alexya
Mayhem Level 3
Stonefalls Falls:
: Alexya
Septic Avenger Level 1
: Alexya
Septic Avenger Level 2
: Alexya
Septic Avenger Level 3
Homies - Weapons - Vehicles - & Unlocks:
Core Saints:
Nadir Zenith - Wrench - Zen-Storm (Nadir's modified Sandstorm) - Complete "It's Our Time Now!"
Zombie Adam - The Blunderedboss - Haunted Saint (Adam's modified Scallywagon for land and sea) - Complete "It's Our Time Now!"
Saint Of All Saints - Lucifer's Cracked Halo - Solar Saint (Alexya's modified Solar) - Complete "It's Our Time Now!"
Goldie Loxx - The Double Shot - The Knight Club (Goldie's modified Mix Master) - Complete "Jenga"
Troy Johnson - The Standard Issue - Incognito (Troy's modified Five-0) - Complete "Forward From The Past"
Johnny Magnum - The Magnum - The Magazine (Johnny's modified Mag) - Complete "The One Armed Bandit"
Alexya El Maysern - No Weapon - Silent Runner (Saints' themed Solar) - Complete "Frack The System"
(When calling Alexya, a generic Saint from her crew will be driving, as her hands are cuffed behind her back)
Recruited Saints:
Jeff - Rocket Launcher - Saints Solar - Complete "Birth Of 3rd Street"
A-GAIM - No Weapon - (No Vehicle) - Destroy 100 Anti-Gravity Artificial Intelligence Maulers
Spanners - Wrench - Saints Mag - Complete all "Chop Shop" Lists
Cypher - TOGO-13 - Saints Sandstorm - Complete all "Assassination" Lists
Harlie Quinn - Baseball Bat - Saints Estrada - Complete all "Survivals" Lists
Terrell Fernandez - Taco Cannon - Terry's Tacos Truck - Complete all "Saints Recruited" Lists
Former Enemies:
Lancelot - Excalibur Mk 2 - Lancelot's Jouster (Lancelot's modified Estrada) - Complete "The Harder They Fall"
Dynah Flanderson - K-9 Krukov - The Negotiator (Dynah's modified Challenger) - Complete "Someone's In The Kitchen"
Luz Avalos - TEK Z-10 - Luz's Eiswolf (Luz's Eiswolf from Saints Row 2006) - Complete "Parley"
Bonus Homies:
Galahad - Lance - The Jouster (Knight Clubbers' modified Sandstorm) - Call "The Round Courtyard Studios"
Parrot Ned - Cutlass - La Bandida (Las Bandidas' modified Scallywagon for land only) - Call "Pirate Pete's Piscine Platter Palace"
Paige Three - Dual-Wield K-9 Krukovs - The Timer (RVS' modified Hammerhead to resemble the DeLorean from BTTF) - Call "The Retro-Ville News"
Weapons:
Vehicles:
SUVs:
Alaskan
Atlantica
Bulldog
Mag
Nordberg
Quasar
Swindle
The Magazine
Semi Cabs:
Ambulance
Bear
Blaze
DonoVan
Flatbed
Goliath
Lockdown
Mix Master
Mule
Peterliner
Septic Avenger
Stonefalls Municipal
The Knight Club
Titan
Vans:
Anchor
Terry's Tacos Truck
Topher
Westbury
Monster Trucks:
Atlasbreaker
Betsy XL
Bootlegger XL
Infuego XL
Sports:
Attrazione
Fer De Lance
Phoenix
Rattler
Raycaster
Temptress
Torch
Vortex
Pickups:
Betsy
Compensator
Thorogood
Varsity
Standard:
Blade
Five-0
Hammer
Incognito
Infuego
Justice
Reaper
Silent Runner
Solar
Solar Saint
Taxi
Wakazashi
Zimos
Domestic:
Bootlegger
Churchill
Danville
Gunslinger
Hammerhead
Hollywood
Lightning
Stiletto
The Timer
Tanks:
Challenger
Crusader
The Negotiator
Compact:
Cosmos
Emu
Go!
Halberd
Knoxville
Mockingbird
Mongoose
Pony Cart
Pulse
Toad
Luxury:
Eiswolf
Luz's Eiswolf
Relic
Sovereign
Zomkah
Bikes:
Estrada
Kaneda
Kenshin
Lancelot's Jouster
Sandstorm
The Jouster
Widowmaker
Zen-Storm
Limos:
Hounfor
Status Quo
The Job
Wagons:
Haunted Saint
Keystone
La Bandida
Scallywagon (Land)
Planes:
AB Destroyer
Gawalek A36
Graham Jet XL8000
Snipes 57
Woodpecker
Helis/Jets:
Condor
Destroy
Eagle
Oppressor
Salem
Side Shooter
Stork
Thompson
Tornado
Vulture
Boats:
Commander
Miami
Scallywagon (Sea)
Shark
Skipper
3rd Street Saints:
Mag
Mix Master
Sandstorm
Solar
Scallywagon (Land)
Knight Clubbers:
Bulldog
Estrada
Sandstorm
The Jouster
RVS:
Betsy
Gunslinger
Hollywood
The Timer
Las Bandidas:
Eiswolf
La Bandida
Relic
Zomkah
Project 212:
Bear
Crusader
Five-0
Lockdown
Cribs & Unlocks:
All Cribs are fully customizable from interior to exterior, but will be reverted to their default states during Mission Replay.
Saints Row:
Newbie's House - Complete "Fracker's Compound"
Hotel Penthouse - Purchase in Crossbow Intl.
Downtown:
Apartment 31 - Purchase in Sunrise Apartments
Waston's Lair - Complete "It's Our Time Now!"
No Entry:
Crater Penthouse - Purchase in Crater Complex
Clubbers' Lounge - Complete "Clubbers Compound"
Retro-Ville:
Troy's House - Complete "Suspicious Activity"
The Cathedral - Complete "RVS Compound"
Paradise Island:
Beach House - Purchase in Sunova Beach
Maria's Penthouse - Complete "Las Bandidas Compound"
Stonefalls Armory:
The Barracks - Complete "Project 212 Compound"
After Credits Cutscene:
Nadir wakes up in a very purple New Hades, then gets teleported to the Throne Room. She looks up at the throne to see none other than Johnny Gat sat there, with Lin and Dex stood either side of him. Aisha walks past Nadir, then up the stairs and sits on Gat's lap.
Gat: Welcome to New Purgatory.
Nadir: What the fuck is this? I was expecting heaven or hell.
Gat: This used to be Hell, but since I took over, it's the new main headquarters for the 3rd Street Saints.
Dane steps in.
Dane: Funded by Ultor, by the way.
Gat: God moved Hell somewhere else, so we can use New Hades in private.
Nadir: Why, we're dead? What possible threat could there be at this point?
Gat: (Laughs) Trust me, there's always a threat. And we need all hands on deck when it arrives.
Nadir: Then don't we need the rest of my crew down here?
Gat: Trust me, they'll be down here soon enough.
Nadir: Don't you need a messenger to reach out to the Saints in the other universes?
Gat: We already sent one.
Gat shows a holographic projection of The Saint Of All Saints.
Nadir: Oh...
Troy Bradshaw & Julius walk into the room.
Troy: Johnny, we got word of a new Saints crew starting up their own operation.
Gat: Where?
Troy: Universe 3S-31, in a city called... Santo Ileso.
Julius: They don't look like much, but then again, neither did Playa, and they surprised us all.
Gat: Alright, let's see how they do.
Dane: So, can I interest you in some Ultor unlimited sunglasses?
Nadir: Uh... Sure? Wait, what do you mean "they'll be down here soon enough"?
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