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Random Loading Screen Tips

Discussion in 'Mod Releases' started by nclok1405, May 13, 2018.

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    Random Loading Screen Tips v0.1
    Download: RandomLoadingScreenTips_v0.1.7z

    === Description ===
    This mod replaces "LOADING" text on the loading screen (when your save file is being loaded) with random tips.

    === Install ===
    To install, place city_load.lua file to optional_mod_stuff\1-MODDERS_-_PUT_YOUR_OWN_PERSONAL_MODS_HERE folder in Gentlemen of the Row mod folder.
    Then execute "Create_Custom_GotR_v1.9.2.bat", create a patch (P), and copy everything inside the MY_CUSTOM_PATCH folder to your Saints Row 2 installation folder.

    === Tips List ===
    IF YOU GET SMOKED IN FREEROAM, YOU'LL RESPAWN AT THE NEAREST HOSPITAL.
    SAVE YOUR GAME OFTEN. YOU KNOW HOW BAD THIS PORT IS.
    NEED HELP? THE NEXT RANDOMLY SELECTED LOADING SCREEN TIP MIGHT HELP.
    STAND ON TOP OF A VEHICLE AND PUSH E KEY TO QUICKLY ENTER IT.
    HOLD Q AND PUSH CURSOR KEYS TO EAT A FOOD.
    GRENADES EXPLODE.
    CALL 819-8415 FOR TAXI SERVICE.
    CALL 555-7973 AND THE POLICE WILL DELIVER YOU A CRUISER (FIVE-O)
    HINTS ON THE LOADING SCREEN WILL GIVE YOU HINTS.
    LISTEN TO THE MIX FM AND YOUR BOSS MAY SING ALONG WITH SOME SONGS.
    SOME CARS WANTED BY CHOP SHOP CAN BE OBTAINED FROM YOUR GANG.
    ENEMIES CAN KNOCK YOU OVER. THEY'RE DICKS LIKE THAT.
    IF AN ENEMY HAS A HEAD, IT'S A WEAK SPOT.
    USE YOUR FINE AIM TO MUG CIVILIANS AND STORE OWNERS.
    DON'T LET YOUR ENEMIES GET CLOSE TO YOUR CAR'S DOOR.
    GO TO FORGIVE AND FORGET IF THINGS GET TOO HOT.
    RETICULATING SPLINES
    THIS GAME IS SPONSORED BY ULTOR.
    YOU CAN SWITCH CARS DURING DRUG TRAFFICKING.
    BUY AMMO OR YOU CAN'T SHOOT.
    DON'T BUMP HOS WITH YOUR CAR'S DOOR IN SNATCH.
    YOU CAN ATTACK PAPARAZZIS WITH YOUR WEAPON IN ESCORT.
    SOMETIMES IT IS WISER TO IGNORE THE BONUS OBJECTIVES IN FUZZ.
    DON'T LEAVE YOUR HOMIES BEHIND. ESPECIALLY MISSION CRITICAL ONES.
    IF YOUR VEHICLE EXPLODES WHILE YOU ARE IN IT, YOU INSTANTLY DIE.
    BUY SOME FOOD BEFORE ENTERING FIGHT CLUB.
    CALL #16 IF YOU NEED HELP IN INSURANCE FRAUD.
    DEX IS WATCHING YOU.
    RIM JOBS CANNOT REPAIR OR MODIFY LARGE CARS. USE SEMI BROKEN INSTEAD.
    VISIT SAINTSROWMODS.COM FOR MORE MODS!
     

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  2. Fan of Saints

    Fan of Saints Modding patch tester

    Quite a neat idea, though your current tips are way too obvious. You should include something more useful than "grenades explode" or "if your vehicle explodes while you are in it, you instantly die".
     
  3. I love how funny these tips are! I'm getting Far Cry: Blood Dragon vibes from them.
    Somehow they just fit. :D